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(Y/N) Pov:
Just another morning at the McCormick household.. Well everyone was acting normal at least.. My younger brother got killed yesterday.. Someone was trying to kill someone else but accidently killed Kenny instead, I don't know why but his dead body laying on the ground as rats began to swarm around him- it felt like this has happened before.. Like over 100 times.. It sounds and feels impossible but compared to all the other weird shit in town- it seems pretty normal.. I got up not in the best mood hell I didn't even eat, I just let Karen and Kevin eat the little food that was there, everyone seemed so normal, it was so fucking werid- even Karen didnt even look sad.. What the hell is going on?
I decided to just go back upstairs to my room, I glance over at Kenny’s door- with that poster of a fucking naked lady right there for everyone to see- I cant believe that this fucker is only 8 years old-
Kenny: muffled “Morning Y/N”
Kenny hugged me as I stood there in shock.. Am I go crazy-
Y/N: WHAT THE F-
I fell backwards terrified- Kenny just stared at me confused-
Y/N: AREN'T YOU DEAD?
Kenny still had his parka covering most of his face but I can still tell that his eyes lit up, what I said made him excited for some reason.. Kenny pulled down his hood and dragged me into my room- and closed the door..
Kenny: You remember?! YOU REMEMBER!?
Kenny hugged me again while jumping up and down, I am still so fucking confused right now. Kenny let go and just started talking..
Kenny: You remember me dying! Everyone else completely forgets when I die! But you somehow remember!
Kenny had the biggest smile on his face, My mind is at a blank rn- what the fuck is going on- what the hell is this little fucker talking about- is this part of their “superhero” game or some shit? Kenny must of noticed me being extremely confused because he starts talking again-
Kenny: Y/N.. I am.. Immortal- I can't die. I die all the time, it's like the universe constantly wants me dead. I always wake up. In that same bed, in this shitty house, in this shitty town, with no one remembering or caring that I was ever dead..
Y/N: How the hell did this happen.. WHY DID THIS HAPPEN! WHAT THE HELL!?
Kenny: Our parents joined a cult just for free alcohol and accidently made me immortal. Then that bitch damian- the son of Satan, decided, “Hey! Let's keep killing this kid in every way possible all the time!”
Y/N: uh- o h - um-
I had no idea what to say- what could I even say- My little brother is fucking immortal appernt- WHAT TEH FUCK- I was falling through the ground- with demons and fire all around me- AM I IN HELL? I would have screamed but I had no energy to at this point- after a short time, I reached to the bottom to see a young boy with black hair with a mischievous grin staring up at me, he had fire in his eyes and horns on his head- is this the fucker Kenny was talking about earlier?
Kenny: muffled WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON!?
I looked over to see Kenny- Why the fuck is he here? Did he.. either way he looked fucking pissed off screaming at damian, i couldnt even make any of it out- it was just muffled yelling followed by evil and smug laughter
Damian: So? It appears to me that you remember your little brother dying? Yall two must be really close for that to happen!
He was trying to sound evil.. But his voice- I couldn't stop laughing! I pointed at him!
Y/N: SO! YOU ARE TELLING ME! THAT THIS LIL MOUSE IS THE FUCKING SON OF SATAN?! AHA- AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Kenny started to chuckle himself from what I said!
Damian: WOULD YOU TWO SHUT UP!
I mocked his voice by repeating what he said in the highest tone I could! Kenny started dying on the hell floor laughing! The laughing stopped tho when my body got ripped in half with just a snap of damians fingers..
Kenny: muffled “Y/N!!”
Kenny rushed over to me as I was brought back to life, Kenny was holding on to me-
Kenny: muffled what the actual fuck, dude.
Damian started laughing while Kenny looked like he was going to murder him..
Kenny: muffled “Leave them out of this asshole!”
Damian: Actually I brought them to hell so they could be a part of the fun!
Y/N: What..
Kenny turned to me, he had tears in his eyes, he looked back at Damian..
Kenny: muffled “No- You don't mean..”
Damian: “I DO! I DO MEAN THAT! Since I already have one immortal mccormick! I could make your little sibling here.. Also Immortal.. So I can have some even more fun!
Y/N: “EXCUSE ME! I'M ACTUALLY THE OLDER ON-!”
Damian: “SILENCE SHORTIE!”
I pouted at the comment- why does everyone gotta call me short all the time..
Alex: I am getting writers block- so I will most likely be making a part 2 of this oneshot!