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He ran through his checklist in his mind.
He hadn’t done a prank recently. No one to his knowledge had been exposed for some sex scandal. What on merlin’s good and magical earth could they be gossiping about.
James found out soon enough when he sat down at Gryffindor table.
’You alright guys? Whats everyone gossiping about? I didn’t hear anything?’
’I have an idea. You want to look down mate?’ Sirius said, an amused look taking over his face.
James looked down at himself, expecting to see his shirt unbuttoned, or maybe he forgot to put pants on. Instead, he saw something that was perhaps worse than both of those things combined.
A Slytherin tie.
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James is stupid, and nearly outs his relationship to his friends in the stupidest ways.