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Mort gave you careful instructions to sit down on the couch as he scurried into your bedroom, presumably to change. He wouldn’t tell you what he was changing into but he was very excited about it. You couldn’t even imagine the ridiculous thing he was going to be wearing.
Moments go by and Mort finally exists the bedroom. He’s dressed up in a suite with a bright red bow tie and long black cape.
“Ehy?! Are you ready to be amazed!!” Mort shouts as he makes his dramatic entrance toting a black top hat.
You certainly were not expecting this. However Mort looked incredibly hot so you were not complaining. “Oh! This again.” You smile warmly, while thinking incredibly unholy thoughts while staring at him.
Mort claps his hands together, looking at you with a goofy grin on his face.
“You are the lucky person to be a part of a magic trick I just learnt 5 minutes ago.” He declares while putting on his ridiculous top hat.
“A magic trick? Are you going to trip on your cape again?” You ask laughing remembering the last time Mort tried to pull a magic trick, you suspect this may go poorly.
“No.” He wheezes as he laughs, then continues, “Get your caskets ready because this will be a good one.” Mort gestures dramatically as he pulls a coin out from his pocket. He walks up to you, smiling. His eyes twinkling with excitement. “Why, what do we have here, a coin.” He starts “but wait it’s behind your ear!” As Mort attempts to pull off the classic coin in your ear trick, the coin he was hiding in his shirt falls to the ground.
You start to chuckle a bit as Mort quickly recovers the trick.
He chuckles softly wheezing, “You thought that was the magic trick, well you’re wrong! It was actually this!” Mort leans in and he kisses you on the lips passionately, carefully cupping your cheeks.
You start to warm up under his warm clammy embrace as you return the kiss.
After a few seconds, Mort pulls away. His face is quite red. “Bet you didn’t expect did that did ya?” He snorts.
“No, I didn’t.” You chuckle. “But I enjoyed it, and I’d like to kiss you again.” You slowly close your eyes as you place your hands on Morts face and neck, you kiss him passionately. Mort moans with pleasure as he utters “oh-hoho~Wowzuh quite the magic trick huh.”
“Oh yeah it was.” You beam with happiness as you embrace. “You didn’t trip this time”
“I think I’m getting better at magic.” Mort says confidently.
You laugh, “you aren’t but that outfit is really hot.”
Mort snorts, “thank you my wee scalpel.”
“Oh Mort.” You sigh lovingly planting an extra kiss on his cheek, he grins like a fool as you do so of course. “I love you.”
“I love you too, my darling.” Morts still smiling as he speaks, his eyes sparkling and you embrace again.