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FirstPrince | Mr. Lost in Time
“I am Henry Fox, Pirate of the Seven Peninsulas. I conquered the whole world with only my ship- Hey Alexander! Don't interrupt me when I introduce myself."
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"Mr. TikToker, please come help me grill this fish."
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How long will Alex have to raise this TikTok addicted manchild pirate?
It's been a month since this old grandfather in the body of a child washed up on his beach in a messed up state. Shaggy beard, stinky body, salty stench, plus, it's full of seaweed...
"Hey, what's wrong? Are you alright?" He was fishing at the beach. When he saw someone being washed up on the shore, he rushed to help.
The man remained motionless, although Alex attempted to knock him with his hand.
Chomp!!!
"Oh, shi-"
Instead of saying that he was fine, this uncle bit his hand thinking it was food...
Do you see that his hand is a gourami!
"Let me go!" He slapped the man’s head.
He doesn’t let go.
"Hey, let go of me" he slapped again.
This mf hasn't released it yet.
What should he do?
"Hey, there's grilled fish over there!!"
You know what?
Well, that stupid tactic works pretty well…
Mr. Stinky let go of his hand, leaving a huge, bloody tooth mark, running on two legs and four legs across the beach like a mad dog chasing his own tail. Until finally, Alex was disgusted, had to grab a fishing net to stop the rampage and drag him back to the beach house.
His body was stinky, and he was also whiney. What the hell is wrong with you, old man?
That night, he couldn't stand the smell, so he put him in the bathtub. Along with throwing a yellow straw hat-patterned bath bomb into the tub, scrub with a natural sponge to rub on the body. Not enough, the cosmetologist father like him also offers beard shaving, hair dressing, eyebrow shaping, and limb waxing. Neater than a first-class spa.
Can you call him Dr. Alex beautician? Don't brag.
But he swore that while taking a shower, he heard the sound of yelling, yelling, hurting his ears several times, "Aaah! Great pirates don't bathe. He must keep water of the seven seas.”
"What the hell is this bullshit? Go play with the rubber ducks."
He decided to throw rubber ducks in the room to cut off the nuisance.
The man immediately pounces on his prey. Excuse me, is this a piranha or a person? Or is it a dog?
Okay, it's torture, but to say the result is like winning the first prize in the lottery. Here, if he goes on a makeover show and wins the first prize, know that too.
"Wow, what a cutie..." He stared at the heavenly looking man in front of him in astonishment. God, who dares to let this bastard behave like a hobo, dress like a lunatic, and go to the sea being a himbo pirate?
"Of course, I’m handsome, I'm the pirate king," the Angelic faced man said plainly. Smile, flatter yourself, don't care about anyone if he’s being narcissist.
In fact, he can talk, but the beard fucking blocked it!
“And who is this you?”
"Seven Peninsula Pirate King"
He really started to think. Isn't it illegal to kill someone if this guy just dragged himself out of the sea and thought he was the Pirate King?
"name"
"Henry"
"Don't you have a last name?"
"Henry the Pirate King"
"That's a nickname"
"Henry Fox" blushed, wriggling around.
"Don't be embarrassed, you idiot." Crossed his arms tightly, "It doesn't suit your face at all, do you understand?"
It really fits the face, but the condition of the eyes from the past hour is very bad, so I still haven't forgiven.
"Didn’t you say I'm handsome?"
"It’s just a polite compliment. Ew." Shaking back and forth, he really got goosebumps. It's scary. “How come you’re here?”
“Well… I was fighting my brother who's in the Royal Navy. And I walked over to the plank and…”
"and…?" There must have been something very exciting, telling him like this.
"Stumbled over algae, fell into the sea" pretending to be a dog falling into the water.
"Seriously? That’s so weak ass-"
"Watch your mouth!" he screamed, “let me explain myself first.”
"It's like I'm swimming around. Staying in the water for three days, slowly sticking to the log. I plan to reach the shore. Then, I saw the butterfly, so I let my hand off the plank and I forgot that I was exhausted, so I was sucked into the vortex. And saw a leafish come and wake me up."
"The leaf fish you said is my hand, uncle."
"Your hand is like a leafish, uh, no, like a flounder." he pointed out "Just like your mouth, full of flaws."
"By cursing like this, someone is not getting his dinner tonight."
“No, give me something to eat.” Henry lifted his feet up in front of his lap. "The Pirate King never gets hungry."
"Because they slaughtered their pet parrots to make curry." Alex once read that pirates aside from keeping animals as companions. They also have a few more
functions, such as exchange of money between ships and emergency food in times of need. Therefore, this old man's best companion parrot, if there really is one. Would have to be slaughtered to make soup someday.
“Damn, who ate David? No.”
“I haven't specified who you ate. Where did this David come from?” like a dam about to burst, this handsome looking man’s eye started to turn red.
“David is my trusty parrot… it… uhhhhhh…”
Okay, he swore he didn't bully him. But this guy cried out by himself. And also crying like a baby.
"Whoa whoa whoa whoa old man. Are you okay?"
Tears flowed out of his eyes like it was raining. Oh, the tears are full. Is this an old theater kid or something?
“I… I was starving… David sacrificed himself to become a stew for me and my friends… Waaaaah…”
Well, at the end of the day, he actually took the bird to slaughter for curry…
This is not right. Henry didn't seem to stop crying and his stomach rumbled with hunger and groaning. Irritated Alex a lot.
Ah shit. Here we go.
“Come on uncle, I've cooked the rice. Let's go eat first and then talk again, do you understand?"
"...okay."
Hurriedly wrapped Mr. Tramp's body in a large towel and scooped him up onto the sofa in front of the TV. Before going to pick up the dinner on the table to feed the other man along with a tissue for wiping the face.
“Wipe your snot first and open your mouth.”
…
Back to the present…
Henry and him... are much closer than before...
very much.
too much…
“Alex! Let’s record a TikTok video!”
Mr. Pirate, who at the time had already scored the number of followers on the app, plowed into ten million accounts, overtaking him in less than a full month, was shouting and begging him to be the cameraman, or bring him into the camera as a prop.
With weird and edgy content such as the legendary retelling of the horrors of the Pirate King Henry. Or the ancient seafolks singing that no one understands except Henry himself, allowing this guy to win a bunch of girls' hearts, because of the handsome face of his according to its popular beauty standard.
"It's already been taken today, isn't it?"
“No, no, shoot again.” At present, this guy is still wearing his own shitty clothes from the day Alex found him like it was a piece of gold. Shaking his shoulders until his flesh was completely wet from his sweat. “I would like to tell a story about the time David and I came across the Persian princess' treasure. You have to come and play as the Persian princess who is dead in the tomb wearing a bridal gown for me.”
“Just because my dad's middle eastern doesn't mean I have to be a part of all your Persian stories. And stop taking my rubber duck as your David.” Pretending to grab the yellow rubber duck on the other's shoulder. Of course, the Sea Bandit's instinct deftly evaded him.
“How dare you call Alexander a rubber duck! He is my number one friend. Smee Alex Gabriel the second!”
“That bastard is younger than me. Look at the date it was made. Made in China too!”
“But you say plastic comes from oil. And oil comes from dinosaurs. Therefore David is older than both you and me. How dare you compete for first place with Alexander David the rubberduck, Alex Gabriel the second!”
Watch it! Watch it! Staying at a man’s home, eating his food, stealing his bed, and now insulting him as if this was his!
He really wants to strangle this prick live during his Saturday TikTok stream...
“Who is this Sammy?”
"You!"
Okay, stop for a second. What do you mean by this hub-bee-bee? Hubbee? Sa-Mii? Sammy????
((Voiceover: Smee))
oh ok Smee.
not hub bee
Whew…
Who want to be this guy's husband.
“I am the host, the HOST.”
"My SMEE"
“I'm going to call the Lord Buddha,” he pointed, “Old Smeagol bastard!”
“Are you a Buddhist?!”
"HOW COME YOU KNOW WHO BUDDHA IS BUT NOT SMEAGOL?????”
Oh lord. Please help Alex turn Henry into a person…
and took the position of Alexander Gabriel the first night came with…
“Well, I'm not a Smee. I am the captain!!!”
Help Alex X2
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