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    Frankly speaking, Eki isn’t the best at coming up with names. He strokes his chin, eyebrows pinched into a frown. “Nightmare Ike? Or Nike for short.”

    “No, we’re not calling him Nike. I don’t want to face a copyright strike. We’ll just stick with Nightmare Ike.” Ike sighs as Nike- Nightmare Ike tilts his head innocently, mouth permanently open like the ‘:D’ emoji and it’s a stark contrast to his horror-eseque appearance.

    “WHAT ABOUT KIRBY?” Scuffed Ike suggests, voice as thunderous as always and sounding as if it is coming out of a webcam microphone worth twenty bucks. “HE LOOKS LIKE HE CAN SUCK ME WHOLE.”

    Or, how many Ikes is too many?

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