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Once upon a day, the most memorable object (just kidding) in all of Nubville, RB the ball, decided to visit her very close friend and possible relative Red!
Airy looked concerned as RB told it this. "You sure? Red isn't exactly the most.. stable of objects, y'know.." It told her, to which she sighed. "Airy, look. I have to be there for him. I don't want him to be alone ever again. Even if the others at the Contestant-College won't let Red in, I'll just keep on checking on him! Plus, he won't hurt me. We're Best Ball Friends For Eternity!" She twirled while saying the last part. Airy looked skeptical still.
"Didn't he tear off your left arm?" It questioned her, to which RB defended her BBFFE immediately. "Hey! He was going through some things. Would YOU not want to tear someone's limbs off after being stuck in a paralyzed state for years on end, being able to only see and hear, but never do anything, not even BLINK!?"
She explained it all erratically, exasperated and exhausted, since the one-armed ball kinda wore herself out speaking that much. Airy sighed. "Look, okay. I'll admit, I feel bad for the guy too. Get out there and make his day, RB. oh and dont eat any mushrooms out in the wild ive read"
RB excitedly hopped out her and Airy's room's window and bounced safely on the floor before skittering off. Airy sighed and decided to just keep forming its own 'object body'. It had gotten close to forming a puffball with arms, but it seemed too.. weak for a superb natural air-based object like it.
RB was walking along, whistling a little and waving her arm and little stub about joyfully until she came across a red, sort of pixelated mushroom. She had never thought anything could look pixellated and be a real thing in the realest life that she had been living at the moment.. well, apart from those objects at the Contestant-College, Dyna and Goldy, but they were probably from a video game so RB didn't count them.
Anyways, the pinkish red ball instinctively ripped the little fun guy from the ground and ate it in one gulp, before instantly retching, her face turning green. She choked and tried to spit out the little mushroom before falling on the floor, passing out like the idiot baby she is..