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"Xt@l3-? Xt@l3 doesn't exist tho?"

Summary:

As usual Killer,Horror and Dust the bad sanses trio..
Decide to drag Cross into their mess well it's actually Killer but we're ignoring that.

As usual they ran from Nightmare when suddenly they saw an open portal Infront of them like the smartass Killer is he drag the others in and...

 

It hit close to home to Cross (literally) Will everything go south or north?

(Is not canon and doesn't really follow the logic of canon underverse!)

(Bad summary)

Chapter 1: Home?

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It was a normal day in the multiverse until it's not...

 

"HAHAHAH! This is so fun right dust!" Horror yell while screaming happily,"What the fuck were you both thinking!? Boss is gonna be so piss-"

"KILLER! HORROR!" Nightmare yell furiously "Shit-! Why am i even running!? I didn't even do shits!" Cross curse to himself.

"Guys! A portal,let's go jump in!" Killer grab Cross and throw him in and jumping after him meanwhile Horror and Dust follow from behind.

"Don't you dare-!" The portal closes on Nightmare. "SHIT!"
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"Oof-" Cross fall on his stomach, trying to get up when Killer and Horror fell ontop of him. "Fuck- Get off-!" Cross curse at them. Dust who landed on his feet start to look around."What AU is this?" Horror and Killer which finally get off Cross stare in awe "Wow~ This au look so cool and purple!" Cross then stand up. "Wha-...."
His eyes widen

no..
there's no way....

Cross feel like he was about to puke.
"Yo, you good?" Dust smack Cross on the head.
..."This..this is my AU.." Horror and Killer turn their heads to Cross "Wait, isn't your AU... you know..-?" Horror scratch his skull in confusion. "I don't know-"

"Well lets give this AU a visit then!" Killer grab Cross hands and snap his finger.

"Wait-!" Killer and Cross disappear and Dust is already tired. "Well what are we waiting for lets go!" Horror grab Dust's hands and teleport to Killer and Cross.
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"Wooah~ They look so cool! Killer said in awe. "Yeah..." Suddenly a noise sounded behind them. "Don't just leave us Killer!" Horror pout.

Dust then observe the human and monsters.
"Are they having a celebration or something" Dust turn to Cross. "I-i.. honestly i have something in mind but I'm not sure.."

"Hey Oreo, do you think they have their past memory of you? Or maybe they don't know about your existence?" Killer blunt out.

"Don't know...I hope they don't."
"This is so boring let's go take a closer look!"
Dust sigh "And how exactly? I mean.. look at us? We will stand out like a sore thumb."Dust spat out. Horror then spoke up. "What about Cross?" The 3 of them look at Cross.

"I mean.. But if we took Killer's logic about them possibly remembering me.. That's not gonna go well. Also aren't you guys pretty much a spy we can just hide in bushes!"

After what feel like an hour discussing they finally made up a plan.

Cross and Horror will hide around meanwhile Dust and Killer will try to blend in.
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Cross and Horror hiding ontop of building and in the shadows meanwhile Killer is happily running through the crowd dragging Dust with him.
"Ey-y! Slow down!"
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Apparently it's a festival to celebrate their revival.. and Killer was correct.

"So.. what are we gonna do now?" Dust ask his teammates. It seems like they met back up.

"What about we wait until the carnival over and I can pretend to be confuse and ask Papyrus." Cross rub his chin. "If you say so.."

"Me and Killer could try getting free food if you guys want." Horror who was really hungry turn to Dust in excitement. "YES! Come one! Give me food" Dust sigh and teleport to an alley.

"What about you Killer? You're not going?" Cross ask. "Well-" Before he could countinue Dust teleport back and grab Killer.

Cross sigh.. "Welp..."

Dust and Killer teleport back and forth with food until the festival's over meanwhile Horror and Cross think of an idea on how to leave.

Now with the 4 of them together they start discussing. "I'm gonna be the one talking to papyrus right?" Dust ask, they firstly think if Killer but knowing him it's gonna go bad.

"Yep, also Dust since your hoodie is dusty.. Why not give it to Cross to wear since you're already wearing a sweater underneath." Horror snap his fingers because of his good idea.

Dust take off his hoodie and slightly clean the dust and give it Cross, which Cross take of his current outer outfit and wears Dust's hoodie.

Cross then pick up his outer outfit and tie it around his waist.

"I see Papyrus, I'll go now." Dust disappear and can be seen approaching Papyrus
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"Umm.. Excuse me?" Dust call out. "Oh what is it dear-" Papyrus turn around only to back away.
"San-Sans-?" Papyrus said in a trembling voice.
"Pardon, but my name's not Sans-?" Papyrus tilt his head and observe the skeleton Infront of him.

-Taller than Sans(Cross)
-Deeper voice
-Different eye color

 

"I'm very sorry fellow skeleton!" Papyrus straighten himself. "You just... look very familiar to my brother.."

"May i ask why you have such reaction to me looking familiar to your brother?" Papyrus look quite scare.. "If you don't remember.. my brother try to assassinate the prince Frisk and he also... kill everyone.. monsters..humans.."

Dust eyes widen. "I-i remember now.."

...'Dang Cross you're lucky I'm great at acting'

Dust say farewell and went back to the other 3.
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"Sooo what happened Dusty?" Killer ask while laying.
"Killer's correct Cross they remember."
Cross's eyes widen. "I-i.. that can't be change i suppose.." Cross took off Dust hoodie and return it back to him. "So what do we do now?" Horror ask while eating a whole chicken.

"Cause havoc so Ink notices? Or make everyone cry and feel negativity so Nightmare or Dream notices?" Dust list off the possibilities

"Why not do all!" Killer full of excitement run to Cross who is wearing his outer outfit.
"Huh-? what do you need Killer-" Killer grab Cross and teleport them to the..

Middle of the crowd!??

Everyone was staring at them.
"Killer-" Cross turn to Killer which already teleport away and just as he was about to teleport someone grab him by the collar.

"You...!" Undyne was piss. "S-Shit-!" Cross curses

Cross kick Undyne to be free from her grasp.
Just as Cross stand the Royal Guards are around him and protecting the the civilians.

Infront of him were...
Asgore
Toriel
Undyne
Muffet
Mettaton
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Papyrus

Cross's eyes widen

"Wait-!" Cross yell. "It's not my fault-" Before he could finish Muffet use her webs to grab him.
Undyne sprint to him and smack him with her trident.

Cross summon a blaster and jump ontop of it.
Mettaton who suddenly jump from behind attack him using a sword which Cross block with bones.

'Shit-! Where's Chara when I need him the most!'

Cross keep dodging and dodging while trying to summon the knife.
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'Come on-!' Cross felt a spark
... "Where is the knife" He summon the knife and start attack offensively. He were fighting all of them at once. Cross stab the ground with the knife to create an explosion.

_I'm here idiot._
'Where did you even go!?'
_none of your business_

As he was talking with Chara Papyrus teleport behind him.
_Behind you!_
Papyrus smack his head with a bone causing him to black out..
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Meanwhile with the other 3

"oof that have to hurt really bad" Killer said while eating his chocolate bar.
"I feel kinda bad" Dust say with a smug expression."We should save him now before anything bad happen" Horror suggest, Dust sigh and teleport to Cross
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"Sorry for interrupting your fight but we have to go back home, see ya" Dust grab Cross and teleport back.

"He is knocked out right now" Dust slowly put Cross down.

"Yikes-" An Alarm start blaring all around the city.

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"LOCKDOWN! MURDERER ON THE LOOSE! IF YOU SEE A SKELETON WHICH IS NOT PAPYRUS AND ###### RUN AND ALERT THE NEAREST ROYAL GUARDS!"

"Oof...Well it's kinda my fault" Dust could only facepalm at Killer's statement.

"What? It's the best solution! Right Horror?" Killer turn to Horror..Horror could only nod.

"See!" Killer said with a face full of smiles

 

Dust who was sighing suddenly widen his eyes in fear..
"What-?" Killer could only tilt his head before recognizing the aura behind him..

"You four.." Nightmare hiss. "Oh shit" Horror mumble while eating his precious chicken.

 

"Nightmare-! Before you kill us, let me explain-" Dust try to reason with Nightmare. "It's all Killer and Horror's fault, me and Cross didn't do anything and also... he kinda off got beat up-?" Dust side a bit to show Nightmare the unconscious Cross with dirt and wounds.

Nightmare facepalm like a tired dad and sigh. "Whatever.. Dust go grab Cross and for you two.. beware."
Nightmare glare to Killer and Horror only to receive a gulp from both of them.

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Dust then help Cross got up..
"Ngh..what happened-?" Cross tries to keep his eyes from shutting again. "Oh you're awake-!" Killer claim happily-fear while eyeing Nightmare. "Can you walk?"
... "Yeah.. thanks tho" Dust smile back.

"Hey boss, can we keep the food?" Horror ask while still munching the chicken in his mouth.
(seriously tho how many chicken did they get??)

Nightmare nod tiredly and open the portal

They walk in one bye one..

Nightmare..
Killer...
Horror....
Dust....
And lastly Cross..
He looks back to the City behind him which use to be his home..
He sigh and went in..

The portal shut

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