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[HISUI]
[ARCEUS] added [Dawn], [Cyllene], [Laventon], [Rei], [Ginter], [Cogita], to [HISUI]
[ARCEUS] added [Adaman], [Mai], [Arezu], [Iscan], [Melli], [Sabi], to [HISUI]
[ARCEUS] added [Irida], [Lian], [Calaba], [Palina], [Gaeric], [????], to [HISUI]
[ARCEUS] set [Dawn], [Cyllene], [Adaman], [Irida] as moderators
[ARCEUS] left the chat
Laventon: Wh
Laventon: Whvgh the
Cogita: Oh, no.
Cyllene: Laventon, is that you?
Laventon: Yres
Cyllene: Do you know what is going on?
Laventon: Fijuring it out
Cyllene: Okay.
Dawn: …Huh
Dawn: Hold on, what happened? What is this?
Laventon: TYhskdjhao
Dawn: Thank you, very cool.
Laventon: Sorry!
Laventon: Everyone, do not worry! There is a board of sorts with letters on them which is easier to use than writing them out one by one! You just have to click once and they will appear!
Cyllene: I am aware.
Rei: yeah me too
Laventon: Oh
Laventon: Well good job!
Rei: thanks
Laventon: Anyways, about your question! I don’t know who left this here, but it looks an awful lot like that phone thing you have, just without the extra casing.
Dawn: Arc phone
Dawn: But you guys have it without the arc I guess
Dawn: Wait where’s Volo?
[ARCEUS] added itself to the chat
[ARCEUS]: …
[ARCEUS] added [Volo] to [HISUI]
[ARCEUS] left the chat
Laventon: Er
Laventon: Does anybody here know who this “Arceus” fellow might be?
Dawn: Idk but they totally spelt my name wrong lol
[Dawn] set their nickname to [Akari]
Volo: Must be a real idiot
Akari: Loooolllll ikr
[ARCEUS] added itself to the chat
[ARCEUS] nicknamed [Volo] to [Bitch]
[ARCEUS] left the chat
Bitch: WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK IS YOUR PROBLEM
Laventon: Mister Volo!! There are children here!!!!
Bitch: Haha oops I um clicked on the wrong thing.
Bitch: Nobody saw that right?
Mai: Hm? Saw what?
Bitch: The message that said “WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK IS YOUR PROBLEM”
Mai: Oh not at all, don’t worry.
Bitch: That’s good
Bitch: Wait
[????] set their nickname to [Ingo]
Ingo: Strange, my name was different as well.
Bitch: Could it possibly be related to your loss of memories?
Melli: Or this Arceus person just couldn’t figure out what kind of creature Warden Ingo is
Mai: Please do not needlessly antagonize the other wardens, Melli.
Akari: I mean, one time when we were going through a cave together I stumbled and he said smth like “My apologies Akari, I forget that you are not as accustomed to these lands as I am. Please allow me to illuminate the way.” and he like, blinked kinda hard twice and then his eyes started beaming light so I think it’s pretty plausible
Akari: No offense or anything tho, I think it’s cool
Ingo: Thank you very much, Akari.
Melli: Wait, he can do what?
Ingo: I was under the assumption you could as well, being another Warden of the mountains.
Ingo: Is that not normal for us?
Melli: Wh
Melli: I
Melli: Yeah I mean I can. That’s totally normal. I can do it as well it’s a very advanced secret technique of Wardens of the Coronet Highlands. I just choose not to. Do that.
Ingo: I see. Very understandable, I too enjoy having a good challenge from time to time.
Laventon: I think we might be getting a bit off-topic…
Akari: Oops
Melli: Oh yeah what the fuck is going on
Laventon: Please do not use cursed words around the children, Warden Melli.
Melli: What are you gonna do, stop me?
Adaman: W
Melli: Shit
Adaman: What is happening
Bitch: Good morning Adaman!
Adaman:
Adaman: Volo is that you
Bitch: Who else?
Bitch: Oh wait
[Bitch] set their nickname to [Volo]
Melli: Surprised the name didn’t immediately give it away
Volo: What??
Melli: Fuck you
Volo: What did I ever do to you, Warden Melli????
Irida: Haha
Adaman: WHY ARE YOU HERE
Irida: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Adaman: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Melli: This is the dumbest dream ever
Laventon: Warden Melli, this isn’t a dream.
Melli: Yeah, they always say that.
Melli: …
Melli: Wait a second
Irida: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Adaman: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Melli: Oh no this is way too realistic.
Laventon: ??
Volo: …Huh.
Mai: Melli,
Melli: Volo I am sorry I called you a bitch I thought I was asleep and did not realize there would be consequences for my actions
Melli: Also unfuck you I guess
Volo: I
Melli: Also what is going on
Laventon: OKAY so based on some context clues I assume all of these messages are coming from actual people, is that correct?
Melli: Yes for me at least
Ingo: Yes.
Irida: AAAA
Adaman: AAAAAAAA
Laventon: I don’t know who or what this “Arceus” is exactly, but they likely bestowed us these items as a method of contacting one another.
Volo: Do you know why it changed my name to “Bitch”?
Laventon: …Working on that part.
Volo: Hm.
Volo: Well apart from that, I suppose this was quite kind of it.
Akari: I guess it’s not the strangest thing that’s happened
Akari: Can you guys use your phones for anything other than messaging?
Volo: Nope.
Akari: Then I guess it isn’t exactly like the arc phone, bc I also have a map on mine
Rei: wait how do we know that these messages are from the actual other people?
Akari: Uh
Akari: Well I can vouch for adaman since he is still screaming in real life right now
Palina: Irida is also currently screaming in real life.
Rei: yeah I guess that checks out
Rei: also why do you get to be a “moderator” and I don’t >:(
Akari: Skill issue lol
Rei: fuck off
Cyllene: Rei.
Rei: HA HA MISCLICK MISTAKEN CLICKED I DIDN’T MEAN TO WRITE THAT
Cyllene: …
Cyllene: Thank you for the information, Laventon.
Laventon: Anytime!! :D
Volo: What a convenient tool.
Mai: Oh good @Melli hey you can come back you don’t need to stalk my brother on his trip to the lakes anymore!
Adaman: AAAAAAAAAAAAaaawait what
Melli: It’s not stalking it’s simply following and also OBSERVING because I am VIGILANT and CAREFUoh shit you were not supposed to know that
Adaman: I
Cyllene: I am going to go have breakfast, I will be back after this is over.
Laventon: We already had breakfast though?
Cyllene: Laventon.
Laventon: Oh yeah haha, me too! See you all later haha!!
Akari: Good call.
Volo: Oh, is that what he was doing?
Adaman: YOU KNEW.?
Volo: Yes..? Akari you noticed too, right?
Akari: Uhhh I mean yeah I noticed there was somebody following us yesterday but I just thought “Huh that would be pretty fucking weird if Melli did that” so I convinced myself it wasn’t him
Melli: Okay now listen here,
Adaman: BOTH OF YOU JUST THOUGHT THIS WAS FINE. AND THERE WAS NO REASON TO TELL ME
Akari: I mean… when you say it like that…
Volo: Yes?
Volo: I assumed he was your friend, is this somehow not normal friend behavior?
Adaman: Volo have you ever had a friend in your life
Volo: No, not particularly.
Adaman: A
Adaman: Ah
Irida: Great fucking job, asshole.
Adaman: GET OUT???
Irida: No, this is extremely entertaining to watch :)
Melli: It’s just an extra precaution okay!!! For safety! So you don’t get murdered in the forests or something!
Akari: Hi Irida!!!
Volo: Are you implying that I could be a murderer?
Irida: Oh hi Aki!!!!!
Melli: Er.
Melli: Well anybody could be a murderer.
Adaman: Very true Melli, I find myself growing closer and closer to becoming one.
Mai: Hey Addie maybe don’t write that in a group chat shared with every single warden of Hisui as well as the Captain of the Galaxy Team and leader of the Ginkgo Guild?
Adaman: Oh Sinnoh forbid I do literally anything
Akari: While you’re here melli, do you want a steamed bun?
Melli: …Sure.
Melli: ADAMAN STOP THROWING THEM AT ME
Adaman: You’re literally right over there, why are you using this thing to communicate?
Melli: Publicizing your misdeeds against me
Melli: HAHA CAUGHT ONE YOU BASTARD
Adaman: Please leave.
Akari: Wait first give me 50 pokédollars or I’ll @ Cyllene and tell her you said a swear word in front of me
Melli: Publicly committing extortion.
Akari: Lol what are they gonna do, banish me again?
Akari: …,,,
Akari: @Rei can they do that
Rei: no but you also can’t buy anything in the village due to the whole banishment thing
Akari: Dang :(
Irida: Don’t worry, I’m sure you’ll be allowed back once this whole thing is over, I believe in you!
Akari: Aw thanks Irida :)
Akari: So I should extort melli for money? :)
Akari: Oh nevermind he managed to get away
Akari: Volo can you try to kill adaman so he comes back
Irida: I second that idea.
Adaman: HEY!
Akari: Nothing personal :P idk about Irida tho
Adaman: What does “idk” mean?
Akari: I don’t know
Adaman: Wait then why would you say it?
Akari: …………
Adaman: OH
Adaman: I see
Adaman: Anyways Volo’s not a murderer, I like him.
Adaman: But those things aren’t related or anything!
Adaman: Wait no does that sound worse?
Mai: Significantly worse, in a different way though.
Volo: Ah, thank you. That’s very kind.
Adaman: Volo’s not a murderer and also I like him, but that’s not because he’s not a murderer. Not to say I’d like murderers either or anything I just
Volo: I think I understand, thanks.
Adaman: Cool.
Irida: Volo if you say “I like you too” I will literally vomit everywhere and also ban the entirety of the Ginkgo Guild from coming within 5 meters of our village
Adaman: CAN YOU LEAVE ME ALONE?????
Volo: I
Ginter: you what?
Volo: Oh, I forgot you were here sir!
Volo: Haha.
Ginter: you what.
Arezu: damn, hit by the tag-team double cock-block.
Adaman: Arezu is that what you decided would be your first message sent in here.
Arezu: yes and I am extraordinarily pleased with my choice.
Mai: Hold on
Mai: Hey Melli, what did you do with Lord Electrode while you were gone?
Adaman: That’s a good question.
Melli: Oh, don’t worry about that!
Melli: I put its care into the hands of Warden Ingo, isn’t that right?
Ingo: What? No.
Ingo: At least, I was not made aware of this.
Melli: Haha. You have such an interesting sense of humor, don’t you, Ingo?
Ingo: Pardon? But I was not joking.
Adaman:
Adaman: Melli if the giant exploding orb escapes and goes on the loose,
Melli: IT’S FIIIIINEEEEeee hahaaaaaaaa!!
Melli: Lord Electrode is very self-sufficient and can take care of itself!!!
Adaman: And rolls down the entirety of Mount Coronet,
Melli: You worry too much, Adamaaaaaaaaaaan!!!!
Adaman: Warden Ingo would you mind checking Moonview Arena for me real quick?
Melli: Pl
Ingo: Of course.
Melli: Please
Adaman: Thank you very much.
Melli: Ingo. Ingo please.
Ingo: Lord Electrode appears to be absent.
Melli: INGO
Ingo: Nevermind actually, I’ve located it.
Adaman: Oh wait, really?
Melli: TOLD YOU
Melli: ADAMAN WHAT DID I TELL YOU
Melli: Oh, oh, oh, sweet little Adaman, what did I tell you????
Ingo: Yes, it appears to be at the bottom of a ravine.
Melli:
Adaman: Thank you very much for your time, Warden Ingo.
Adaman: Now,
Melli:
Arezu: melli if you don’t look at your
Arezu: what is it called?
Akari: Phone
Arezu: thanks. melli if you don’t look at your phone he can’t hurt you
Melli: Wait that’s actually a fantastic idea
Arezu: i know right?
Adaman: You know what? Pushing Lord Electrode up a whole mountain is probably punishment enough.
Melli: Punishment for worrying about you???
Adaman: Yeah, yeah. I’d literally eat my other earring if Volo was like, evil or something.
Adaman: Pfft could you imagine?
Volo: Haha.
Akari: Your earring does look sorta tasty
Adaman: Thanks?
Irida: Then it’s too easy, you gotta eat uhhh
Irida: Eat his togepi!
Adaman: Pretty sure it turned into a togekiss at this point
Irida: Eat his togekiss!
Volo: Actually I have two now, a togekiss and recently a togepi.
Irida: Congrats!
Irida: Anyways, eat both of them!
Adaman: Haha
Adaman: Oh fuck we did basically no work this entire morning.
Irida: Actually the work done is negative since Melli accidentally unleashed your Electrode Lord upon the world and now he has to fix that.
Adaman: Fantastic.
Adaman: Well I guess if there’s any more important news we need to know, speak now cause me, V, and Akari are gonna head out for Lake Verity and probably won’t look at this for a bit.
Irida: How do you guys plan to cross the lakes all together without a boat?
Adaman: Great question!
Laventon: Oh, me and Cyllene found out that anybody with the “moderator” status can make their own separate group chats!
Irida: Huh.
Adaman: That. Would be useful.
Cyllene: Can we agree on having one main group for everyone, two groups for the Diamond and Pearl Clans respectively, and then one group for the Galaxy Team?
Volo: Aw :,(
Akari: Don’t worry, you, cogita, & ginter can be honorary galaxy team members for now!
Cogita: No.
Ginter: no.
Akari: Damn okay
Adaman: Sounds good!
Irida: What do you Diamond Clan people need your own separate group chat for anyways?
Melli: None of your business you pichu-sized pipsqueak
Adaman: Confidential and personal matters.
Adaman: MELLI
Irida: Shut up I don’t take shit from a guy whose job is literally taking care of balls
Melli: EXCUSE you
Melli: It’s actually BALL, singular, and not just any ball, but the noble LORD of the Coronet Highlands?!?
Rei: haha balls
Akari: Lmao balls
Rei: more like lorb haha
Akari: Cause it’s like. lord orb lol lmao lol lmfao
Rei: i know right
Laventon: You children confuse and frighten me at times.
Rei: lorb
Akari: So true bestie
Adaman: You know what I’m just gonna
[Adaman] added [Mai], [Arezu], [Iscan], [Melli], [Sabi], to [Diamond]
Irida: I see your point, for once.
[Irida] added [Lian], [Calaba], [Palina], [Gaeric], [Ingo], to [Pearl]
[Cyllene] added [Akari], [Laventon], [Rei], to [Galactic]
Volo: :,((((
Cyllene: I do not know what that means.
Volo: Oh if you turn your phone to the side, it looks like a sad crying face!
Cyllene: Ah, I see now.
Cyllene: Anyways.
Akari: …
[Akari] added [Volo] to [Galactic]
Akari: There you go :)
Volo: :D
Cyllene: Anyways, as Captain of the Survey Corps and one of the eldest here, I will be temporarily assuming the position of the administrator here.
Cogita: Agreed.
Ginter: fine with me
Calaba: k’jmd plo
Arezu: Calaba says she’s the oldest here
Arezu: and that this dumb tablet thing is too confusing to use
Cyllene: …As one of the eldest, unbiased people here,
Arezu: she says agreed.
Cyllene: Fantastic. So, as for rules:
Cyllene: 1. For the sake of the children here, adults are not permitted to use swear words.
Akari: Aw man
Rei: then can the children use swear words?
Cyllene: 2. The children are not permitted to use swear words.
Rei: aw clunk
Akari: That dunking sucks
Cyllene: 3. Do not attempt to evade the previous rules by using similar-sounding words.
Akari: :C
Cyllene: 4. We are here with a common goal, so please attempt to remain civil with one another.
Irida: *Cough, cough*
Irida: Wow that’ll be extremely easy for the Diamond Clan, won’t it?
Irida: Particularly for certain blue-haired and purple-haired members, right?
Melli: It’s not purple, it’s LAVENDER.
Iscan: Hey! :(
Irida: (Not including Iscan)
Iscan: :)
Adaman: *Cough, cough, cough, cough, cough* I have no idea what you’re referring to, Leader Irida!
Cyllene: 5. Barely-veiled, extremely transparent passive aggressiveness does not count as “remaining civil”.
Irida: Sorry :(
Adaman: Sorry :((
Irida: I’m more sorry :((((((((((((
Adaman: I’m not sure what you’re talking about but I’m the most sorry any person could ever attempt to be :((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((
Cyllene: …
Cyllene: Are you done.
Irida: Yes
Adaman: Yes
Irida: Sorry
Adaman: Also sorry
Cyllene: …
Adaman: To an equal amount as Irida is
Cyllene: Lastly, 6. I won’t actively be regulating this, but let’s all agree to try and stay on-topic and use this space for important, necessary, serious discussion.
Akari: Agree
Rei: heh
Rei: ow sorry I mean agree
Irida: Agreed, thank you very much!
Adaman: Same here!
Volo: Agreed!
[HISUI] ➪ [Diamond]
Melli: Just double checking, Cyllene can’t see what’s in this group chat right?
Mai: I assume not.
Melli: Great.
Melli: Anyways, Irida and Volo can both go fuck themselves
Adaman: MELL