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One day Swocket Phighting was on a bus. Sword smiled happily and leaned on Rockets Shoulder. Rocket giggled teehee. They were very cute and kawaii 😝😝
“Wow! We should try this cafe.” Sword showed Rocket his phone. It was a cat cafe. It looked very unsanitary though…
“Where are the litter boxes?”
“…idk. Lol.” Rocket sighed at Sword. Shouldn’t he care where the cats would piss???????
“I don’t want diseases. Let’s instead go to a nice Mexican restaurant.” Mexico WASN’T real.
“What the phuck is Mexico.” Sword blinked menacingly.
“It’s like. A place…… never mind.” Rocket wanted to pretend he wasn’t annoyed. He didn’t want cat piss soda with his cat hair muffins!!!!!!
Sword just went back on his phone and giggled at a TikTok of someone talking about music(??? Girl idk). Rocket honestly didn’t care, he just wanted to go to Mexico and see his familia 😓😓
The bus slowed at a stop, and Rocket realized they had been going in circles… who had been driving this?
“We’re going in circles.” Rocket cleared his thorat. “Man the bus driver SUKCS ASS.”
“We should go compliment them.” Sword said, not looking up from his phone. This time the TikTok was someone talking about their username. Rocket was getting frustrated.
“THE BUS TO MEXICO IS LATE!!!!!!! 😡😡😡👺😡😡😡😡😡🤬🤬🤬” best fanfic am I right guys anyways
“Rocket…. Are you okay? Mexico isn’t real… 🇲🇽” Sword looked up from his TikTok, which was (who the hell is the Hatsune miku in Phighting again????? Uh them) cosplayers this time. ????????HG i am gonna cry HELP ME PLEASE.
“…it all started when I was 3.648548964. Months old.”
“I don’t even remember what I had for lunch yesterday.” Sword sighed. “Girl you need a there a piss.” (Give it to me please I need it after this god)
“I WANT YOU.” Swocket said.
“OMG…” sword blinked with his long ass eyelashes and they batted cutly and 😓😓😓😓🐭. “…let’s kiss.”
“Only in Ohio 😝😝😝” The author wants to die. Please read my other stuff this is so bad. PLEAD READ ANYTHING ELSD.?.e
And then the bus driver came to the back of the bus. “Stop making out in my bus.” It… was SUBSPACE?!?
“OMG…. We’re so sorry mister sir.” Sword and 49+et said in unison.
“I’m the biggest bird.” Subspace said, tilting his and staring right into their silly little souls.
“Oh…. My… it’s swockover…” And then the bus exploded.
The end.
😩😩😩😩