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Spidersona Villain AU
“I hate you with my heart and soul” Blair snarled.
“I didn’t do anything!?” Keiran questioned backing away from the villain.
“Exactly. That’s why I’m blind.”
“How is it my fault you’re blind!?”
Blair took a step towards Kieran. “You are aware of who I am, right?”
“No? Why would I know that?”
“Here. Let me show you.” He pulls out his wig. A wig he used to wear, back in their highschool days together.
“What?” Kieran’s eyes widened as he realized who was standing in front of him “Blair?”
“Do you understand now?”
“I didn’t save you.”
“Your selfish ass went with the love of your life. Instead of saving everyone else’s. Now the world will pay for your crimes.” Kieran remembered that night, He had been out on a date with Peter and it was going so well, He didn’t want to mess it up, so he ignored his spidey sense. That was probably the biggest mistake he could have made.
Blair brushes his hand up against his jaw, progressively coming closer, seeming to prowl as Kieran shivered. “So in that way you’re the one that killed thousands of people.”
“No! I didn’t! That was you!!” Kierans voice spiked at the end as he backed into a wall, nowhere else to run.
“Really!? Really. You care more about some cuddle time with your little boy toy that you're the reason I’m like this and you won't even own up to it!!”Tears start to stream down Blair’s face, Hurt apparent on his face. His demeanor quickly changed as a smile spread across his face and he whispered. “You. Ruined me.”
“I don’t care about your villain origin story. You have no excuse for killing people.” Kieran shouted, he was getting nervous, he had nowhere to go and Blair just kept getting closer.
Blair swiftly closes the distance between the two of them, grabbing Kieran’s face and kisses him. “I know I’m a better kisser. I know I’m better. I can be the boyfriend you deserve. I would do anything for you. Even though you broke my heart, and did it a thousand times over. I love you and would kill for you, would your Peter do that?”
“Don’t kiss me” Keiran tries to shove Blair off and away from him, failing. “And I don’t care if you’re ‘better’ I have a husband and a child, I refuse to ruin the happy life we have”
“That could’ve been us” Blair wraps his arms around Keiran’s neck pulling their faces close together again “Kiss me back, I can tell you want to, you crave more, you don’t want to accept it, but we’re meant to be together, soulmates Kieran”
“Get off of me!!” Keiran shouts, shoving Blair away, successfully pushing him away this time. “What’s with your obsession with me!? Move on and get a life!!”
“Awww someone’s hurt.” Blair taunts, walking over to him, pinning him back against the wall and kissing him again. Keiran can’t escape. He’s stuck in what feels like Heaven, but will get his ass in hell. Then of course his family walks in.
“What the hell is going on here!?” Blair pulls away glancing over to Peter whose face is red with anger.
“I was giving him a taste of what a good life he could've had, if not for you.What life could’ve been. But I guess since you’re here.” Blair takes a step back letting his actions speak for themself, as Keiran breathes a sigh of relief.
Blair looks over at Keiran, motions his hand to say ‘call me’ and winks. Keiran is stunned, Why would anyone fucking do that, especially when his Husband was stood a distance away? Why would anyone try to destroy a family like that? That’s when he looked at Peter and Rain, Realization dawned on him that maybe, just maybe, this isn’t what he wanted.
“Love, are you alright?” Keiran wasn’t paying attention. He was looking past Peter, right at Blair. Oh god, Blair.
“Love?” Peter’s voice broke Kieran out of his thoughts.
“Shit, yeah I’m alright! He’s just a jerk. Trying to ruin our family, who does he think he is” Kieran trailed off, it was such a bad thing, why did he want that so badly?
“Whatever, let's go home.” Peter almost growled, grabbing Rain by the wrist and starting to pull them towards the exit.
“Be gentle! How many times do I have to tell you?” Kieran hissed.
“She’s been bad today.” Peter only squeezed harder as he continued to drag them.
“Papa you’re hurting me!” Rain complained on the verge of tears.
“Well maybe you should’ve studied more.” Keiran had to leave, he needed to get them both away- Wait, there was a person who could get them both away, but that would mean giving into a person who’s killed people.
~~Time skip to when they get home~~
“You seriously need to be more gentle on them.” Kieran demanded stepping into the house after Peter.
“She needs to learn to focus on studies!” Peter growled back, they’d both been fighting like this the entire way home and he was only getting angrier.
“Well hurting her isn’t going to do it!” Kieran was starting to get desperate.
“Why are you arguing with me!? Do you have a problem with how I parent!? Do you not love me anymore??” Peter snapped, his face once again turning red with fury.
“When did I say that?” Kieran defended “I’m just telling you to be gentle with them!”
“You go to easy on her, you’re the one who needs to parent differently”
Kieran was speechless, who was this man he was married to? “I need some air. I’ll see you tomorrow.” Keiran walks over to the door.
“Wow! Good one! You’re so much of a better parent than me!” Peter shouted at him.
“God, why did I pick you? I really did make a mistake.” Keiran slams the door behind him. Pausing for a breath he looked up into the sky, whispering to himself. “Well fuck, can’t be much worse than this” He grabs his mask, pulling it over his face and extends his wrist, pressing the button to his webshooters and leaping into motion. He swings away as it starts to rain, down a few streets and climbs to the top of a building.
“Fuck, I can’t believe I’m doing this” he mutters as he pulls out his phone, punching in a once familiar number. He pauses, thumb hovering over the call button. Then taking a deep breath he presses it.
After a few rings a seductively smooth deep voice responds, “Well hello~ I didn’t think you’d call!”
“Blair, Would you actually be better?” Kieran’s voice shook as he spoke.
“What?” The seducing tone in Blair’s voice, gone, replaced with worry.
“I said, would you be better!? Would you actually treat me and my child right!?” Kieran’s voice dripped with emotion, his mask wet with tears.
“Oh babe, of course I would! I don’t kill or torture kids!” Blair purred into the phone.
“Then you can do the one thing I couldn’t do for you, and save us. Save me from my god awful marriage. Save Rain from the abuse of my husband? Please.”
At first there was silence on the other side of the phone, then in a quiet but surprised tone Blair responded “are you being serious?”
“Yes. Please. Save me- Save us. For the love of you and I.”
“I’m on my way. Would you mind if I killed your husband?”
“What?”
“Never mind, I'll take care of the details. Get Rain, then meet me- oh” Blair hangs up.
“What?” Kieran mutters, stunned.
“Hey~” Blair’s face moves down in front of kieran. Looking into the bright emerald eyes Kieran breathes a sigh of relief. Never in his life did he think he’d be in awe over the villain helping him.
“Why don’t you say we go get your child. Then we head back to my place for dinner.”
“I-I uhh Fuck” It suddenly dawned on him what he had done. Kieran started panicking, he had done it, called a villain for help!?
Blair launched off of the building, as he sailed past Kieran he shouted “Don’t second guess yourself, we need to go get Rain, now!” Kieran’s spidey sense started to go off, He could tell Rain was in danger.
“This is the right choice, he’ll help keep Rain safe” Kieran whispered to himself as he also shot off of the building swinging after Blair. While he couldn’t believe he was siding with the villain, there were more important matters at hand. Once Kieran arrived he quickly ran in the already opened door and saw Rain wrapped in Blair’s arms as he was crouched in a protective stance around them.
“You lay another finger on them and I will break every bone in your body!” Blair screamed at Peter who was standing to the side with a kitchen knife in his hand. As Kieran continued examining the front room of the house, he could see a leather belt that looked like it had been thrown to the side.
“Void! Thank God you’re here!” Peter called “He took Rain-”
Kieran cut him off, looking to Blair and asking “Are they hurt?”
“Yes.” Blair whispered. “Badly.” Kieran snapped, What was he thinking when he thought that Peter would change, that they could be good dads together? The world faded to red around him as he felt his heart pound with rage in his chest.
He woke up hours later. In an unfamiliar place.
“W-where am I?” Kieran reached up to his head which throbbed as he tried to remember what had happened.
“Oh welcome back Babe, You’re at my place, brought you back here after all that, figured you needed to rest. And to tell you the truth, I didn’t expect you to snap like that. While you delt with that asshole I brought rain back here.”
“Dealt with- what? What are you talking about?”
“Oh~ first time! Wonderful! Well I fed Rain and put them to bed. Hope you don’t mind!”
“No, Thank you for that, but what did I do?” Kieran sat up fully, looking at Blair as he grinned.
“You killed that son of a bitch. You beat him with your own hands, and not gonna lie, It was kinda hot~” Kieran’s mind was reeling, he had what!? He killed someone!? He had taken a living person’s life!? He was a monster! He looked up into Blair’s eyes, and it didn’t feel as bad. He’d do it again. So long as they were monsters together. Anything to protect Rain.
Kieran finally spoke up “You know, I thought I would hate myself more.” Blair’s mouth opened in surprise. “I think.” He trailed off, only to start again. “I think you changed me, I’m not sure what you did. But I feel like we did the right thing.And I’d kill again, for you, and for Rain.” Blair’s cheeks were warming into a bright red at this point as he glanced away.
Taking a deep breath Blair looks back at him. Shakes his head and leans in close to his ear whispering. “I told you I’m better than him.” Then grabs his face and kisses him, this time, it isn’t one sided as Blair guides Kieran back to lay down.
