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1. This House is a Circus, Berserk as Fuck by thewhalesaid

   Fandoms: Marvel Avengers Movies Universe, Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, Marvel (Comics)  

   • Mature
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Multi
   • Work in Progress

   05 Sep 2012

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   • Steve Rogers/Tony Stark
   • Pepper Potts/Steve Rogers
   • Clint Barton/Tony Stark
   • Tony Stark
   • Clint Barton
   • Natasha Romanov
   • Thor
   • Loki (Marvel)
   • Steve Rogers
   • Pepper Potts
   • Bruce Banner
   • Butterfingers (Iron Man (Movieverse))
   • James "Rhodey" Rhodes
   • Sif (Marvel)
   • Dummy (Iron Man (Movieverse))
   • Jarvis (Iron Man movies)
   • You (Iron Man (Movieverse))
   • James "Bucky" Barnes
   • Alternate Universe - College/University
   • aka Avengers go to Hogwarts
   • Alternate Universe - Hogwarts
   • Pairings are Irrelevant
   • marvel civil war
   • References to Suicide

   Summary

   Hogwarts Professors have a few things they keep as a mantra: Tony Stark graduates in two measly years, Steve Rogers has yet to break, Clint Barton will one day get hit with a bludger hard enough to keep from talking, Loki has stopped pranking the poltergeist, Pepper Potts rules the prefects with an iron hand, Bruce Banner's getting a grip of his furry little problem, Natasha Romanoff did not frighten a First Year to the point of fainting first day back, and Thor has yet to discover the kitchens. Now, if only this would keep them going through the year, and the outside world doesn't implode before graduation.

   Alt. Where's Distance Bred, In the Heart or Hand ?

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