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Farmer boi: Hey Bea, I’ve been wondering about you and Allister’s relationship
Wild Girl: Oh he’s like a brother to me!
Farmer boi: that’s good because he’s pretty anti social and has only really made friends with Victor
TOWER CHAMP: Victor is a good kid, and somehow still has that innocence that people tend to lose at that age
Edgy singer: Like that one time you and Nessa came to a meeting and she had a limp? That innocence?
Water over boys: NOTHING HAPPENED! WE WERE TRAINING! OK?!
Spooky boi: oh yeah I remember! Did you hurt your leg during training? Did Charizard’s attacks send you into a rock or something hard?
Water over boys: Never change kid, never change…
Edgy singer: on a separate note
Edgy singer Why is my sister limping? I don’t see any injuries
Hop: I did see her go hang out with Victor in the wild area a couple of hours ago. Also how did you change your name? Boy with sword doggo: I CAN EXPLAIN! Hop, go to settings and press “change username”
< “Hop” had changed username to “guy with shield doggo”>
Little edgy: HE CAN EXPLAIN! Funni username hop.
Edgy singer:…NOW WAIT A FUDGING SECOND
Boy with sword doggo: We went to train in the wild area and of course when all of our Pokémon went back to their balls, a wild Corviknight hits us with a powerful gust and we fall into a small cave
Edgy singer: Oh so that’s how she got the limp!
Little edgy: That’s not exactly how it happened…
Farmer boi: I’m here eating some popcorn
Boy with sword doggo: It was a small but deep hole so when we landed we soon found ourselves in… compromising positions
Boy with shield doggo: so your body weight landed on her leg?
Boy with sword doggo: Things escalated, and now I finally understand what “pullout game” is and how I don’t have it
TOWER CHAMP: Ok so he isn’t as innocent as I thought
Edgy singer: I am going to kill you and stuff your corpse with wooloo shit
Spooky boi: Pullout game? What’s that?
Wild girl: I’LL TELL YOU WHEN YOUR OLDER
Farmer boi: Reminder that the rest of the league can see this
Water over boys: I have no words
Boy with shield doggo: When did Piers get a Zapdos?
Boy with sword doggo: Shit, BUT IN MY DEFENSE SHE WAS THE ONE WHO TOOK THE FIRST ACTION
Edgy singer: STILL GOING TO KILL YOU
Little edgy: Well there goes my chance at having a boyfriend
Pinkie: WHAT THE ACTUAL FU-