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It was hard to believe that a demon had been the cause of all of this. A demon wanting to change the way he tortured instead changed the afterlife for the better. I know right now you are out there enjoying your human life, a life that I might have add, you deserve. I also know that I will be long gone by the time you get back although I trust that Janet will give this to you as soon as you are ready.
I just wanted to let you know that even though you originally chose me as someone to torture I have never been more grateful for anything in my life. Weird thing to say I know, but bear with me, -or is it bare, you know what doesn’t matter- as I explain.
It was thanks to your experiment that for the first time I wasn’t alone. I made connections, and friends with Chidi, Jason, Tahani, Janet, and eventually even you. You five became the family I never had growing up and not only stuck with me through literal hell but also got me through some very tough times. It was also because of you that Chidi, and I became friends and fell in love again and again.
It didn’t matter what I did, or how many Shellstrop cards I tried to play, you never let me quit. You are the catalyst that started it all and helped change me for the better. I know I never said it enough, but thank you Michael for everything. Sure you started as my torturer but along the way, you became one of my closest friends and allies.
These past Jeremy Bearimys had been the happiest in my entire two lives plus all 803 afterlives. You have given me a second chance at not only my actual life but of my afterlife, and it’s because of that chance, that I am here today, in the real frickin good place. It is still crazy to believe, even after all the weird stuff they had been through.
Now however my time in the good place has come to an end, I’m at peace and ready to move on to what’s next and become one with the universe. I just needed to let you know that despite the way we started you have brought so much good into my life.
You know I’ve never been the sentimental type but just know that as you move forward whether that be on Earth, or in the afterlife, I will be with you every step of the way.
I’ve never been good at goodbyes, so I’ll leave you with this: I love you, ya big dork.
Keep it sleazy!
-Love your favorite dirtbag from Arizona