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In the alliance base, there were two cameramen, BF-1254 and CD-5498. "So, date night? I think we should go on a midnight patrol," CD-5498 said while walking and holding each other's hands. "Hmmm, that sounds super nice. I heard there is going to be a full moon tonight, and no more toilets," BF-1254 responded. They held hands as they enjoyed their lunches. "So, you know I have been thinking about us," BF-1254 said, eating a sandwich. CD-5498 looked in confusion. "I have been thinking of taking this relationship further," BF-1254 said. He got on one knee and said, "Will you marry me?" He asked with hope and excitement.
"YES! YES, A THOUSAND TIMES YES!" CD-5498 grabbed him with excitement. "I love you so much!" He kissed him hard and long, and it was nice. "So, how about we go on that special patrol I asked of you?" BF-1254 grabbed his lover's hand as they went on that special patrol, but they didn't know that the toilets were planning something truly evil.
OUT ON PATROL
"Man, this is such a nice walk. Thank you for taking me out here, babe," CD-5498 said, still holding his lover's hand as they walked together. But not far away, there were some evil toilets. "Now to take them by surprise!" Quickly, they jumped out and attacked them. They attacked from behind, knocking BF-1254 to the ground. "AGH!" BF-1254 screamed out. "NO! LEAVE HIM ALONE!" CD-5498 tried to get up, but the skibidi toilet broke his leg. He yelped as the leg pain shot up his body. "NO! Leave us alone!" He screamed, trying to get closer to his lover.
They were taken to the skibidi toilet base. "Please leave him alone!" BF-1254 tried to stand and get closer to CD-5498, who was knocked out cold, being dragged by a cursed toilet too far away to get to him. "Sir, we captured two of the cameramen!" One of the toilets said to his boss, "G-man toilet." "Good, very, very good. Now put them in their new cells." They get dragged away to a cell and tossed in together.
"CD, CD, WAKE UP!" BF-1254 crawled his way over to him, shaking his knocked-out body, trying to wake him up, but it didn't work. He was out cold. "I swear I will protect you no matter what."