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You are sending a very important letter. You are certain it will get where it needs. You have poured enough of your being into it. Certainly enough Obsession to drown most others. It reads as follows:
For the CFO of Eyedol Games' Eyes Only
I hope this letter finds you well.
I am Iris Harbinger, founder and most roles in Iris Entertainment, a unique and innovative form of company. I would like to propose to you:
You are so cool! You're like the epitome of a girlboss. You're basically my eyedol, I mean idol. It's great to be writing to you!
The Following Projects:
Meowmeow Moss/Mold/Etc:
Everyone loves their favorite meowmeows! Have you considered there is a Blorbo with excellent marketing potential and a biosphere to take advantage of? Parker. The Shot. With some access to the center of the Earth, it would be possible to take flora as a collectible to sell to high prices to superfans of Zampanio. Truly, a lucrative market. You could even just take it once and keep a colony of it, avoiding the need for repeated negotiations. I would love to do a negotiation myself. I'd only need access and some of those figurines.
Hello. I have included an additional section I am certain you will see. The portions I list here are of higher priority to me, as I feel they more cleanly represent important core values and themes. I hope you enjoy them.
In-Maze Entertainment:
Zampanio as a franchise is ever growing. Given the precense of waits and winding and promises such as that of the In-Queue Entertainment System, it is crucial to implement ways that will cost the company little, but massively improve user experiences. Additionally, the project could be used to improve worker morale. This project is Zampanio: The TTRPG, a project in development by Iris Entertainment to bring Zampanio into a new field, capturing core ideas and themes in a way that will leave audiences obsessed with Zampanio and inspire them to create even more. Each copy will have some degree of personalization built in, with a little of our special sauce. All I need to make this is a little bit of time.
I'm quite excited to be working on Zampanio content! I love labyrinths and unconventional geometry and realities a tonne.
Nidhogg Oil:
Once again, this is a niche product aimed at superfans, collectors, and those into odd little things. I present to you, Nidhogg oil. Provided access to Nidhogg and a powder like sand, iron filing, pepper spray, or many other materials we could get lots of tears, 'oil', of Nidhogg. Bottle it up carefully and add some warnings not to let it out of the vial and we would have a great Zampanio product to sell. I understand acccess to Nidhogg has spatial issues, in a pinch any Corrupted with tear glands would work fine as a substitute.
Here is another piece of the puzzle.
Works Supporting Zampanio: The TTRPG:
Any great TTRPG has supporting information and media. As such, Iris Entertainment and Partners plan to produce accompanying materials including Stories, Fan Posts, and Exposure Techniques to draw more audience members into Zampanio. We already have many wonderful ideas to draw the imaginations and curiousity of many. All we requires is some time. I'm sure you'll love Zampanio: The TTRPG and associated media too! It's going to be wonderful.
I'm certain this is going to be wonderful! I really want to get into all the fun associated with wholly enrapturing and encapturing an audience.
I will begin work on all of the above projects as soon as I have all of the required materials and access. The following resources would also be of great assistance to any of my projects, but are completely optional:
- 2000 tonnes of emphasis.
- Form.
- The Ability to be Fine
- 1 Meadow
- Falsification
Honestly, these are nowhere as important as the below, I divined them through a special technique that indicated they would be of service!
The following would be a massive boost to productivity and morale:
- Your Hand.
- Your Consideration
- Your Attention
- Information regarding your favorite flowers, scents, foods, and other preferences
- Notice if you are interested in and/or would like my involvement in any projects in the future or have other ideas for innovation.
If you're up for it, I would love to get some dinner together sometime, or watching a movie, or getting some coffee. You seem like you would be great to hang out with.
Best Regards, Iris