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*The prompt: Abeno-san, dear. Please describe my room for me!*
Abeno-san: Hmmmm. It's comfy, I suppose.
You didn’t ask for my opinion? Ok fine, I’ll describe it then.
There are odd shoes hanging on the wall. They appear to be floating, actually. And they look dirty. What are they, ballet shoes? Why am I getting the feeling that I’m someone who can’t see demons and is witnessing one walking across the walls right now? Whatever.
The walls are light, a tad blue though I feel like they’re supposed to be grey. I don’t mind them. I’m not sure why one is a different colour though… Yeah, the one behind me is a stone grey, a few shades darker than my kimono. The room would look better if they were all this colour, to be honest.
The closet doors are pretty cool. I like those. They remind me of the Mononokean in a way. They’re sliding, Japanese style. These would make a good transfer door. Let me tell the Mononokean later.
Let’s see… there’s some cloth hanging on the wall beside the shoes. There’s a bizarre picture on it.. I’m not quite sure what I’m looking at. Why would tigers be in a swimming pool? They should be out in the wild. Honestly, this is why I hate people.
Hmm okay, are those Christmas lights? Isn’t it September? And why are they hanging in such a lazy way? It's as if someone stuck two tacks in the ends and just let them be.
Because that’s exactly what you did? Oh, I see… Well… Hmm.
There’s a tv that shouldn’t belong in a bedroom. Seriously, what are you even watching in here?
Oh, me? Yeah, I guess that’s fine. To be honest I forgot we had a show. Idk, I’m too busy working to pay attention to all that.
The bed sheets are pink. Why are the bedsheets pink? They look like that Hairball's tongue.
The marble comforter is cool, but wouldn’t it get dirty? I mean, since you’re watching tv in here I know you're eating snacks.
Seriously though, aren’t bedrooms for sleeping?!
I don’t notice anything much else that stands out. The whole room just feels like a sad attempt to be spiritual overall. And what’s the deal with all the tigers?! I mean—
What? How am I being mean?! I’m just saying what I see!! Alright, Ashiya’s taking over, he says I’m being too mean…
Ashiya-kun: That’s right!!
Oh, hey! I’m so sorry about Abeno-san, that’s just how he is. Please don’t take personal offence, he calls me a 5-year-old all the time.
It’s crazy right! Okay, let’s see, let’s see, describe what I see…
Woah! It’s really nice in here! I mean wow, it’s big and clean and friendly and oh—! Can you see demons too?!
There’s a lot of cool spiritual stuff. I feel like I’m at peace! It’s so zen, it even smells like incense and lavender and oh! A salt lamp! These are supposed to filter the air, right? So cool! There’s a lovely dream catcher hanging on the wall too, it looks super ancient and mystique! Wow, I feel safe in here! I would sleep so comfortably I don’t think I’d ever leave. It feels like I’m being taken care of. Also, the windows are nice and big and I can see the big tree outside! Woah that’s a big tree! It looks like the branches are going to fall off though.. I like how they cover the whole window so it’s almost like its keeping us safe from the neighbours. Ah, feel that breeze…
Oh look, a bookshelf! Oh wow there’s so many cool books on here too! Dragons!? No way! You guys have dragons?! There’s also some books on dreams, astrology, animals—it's really well organized. You must’ve spent a lot of time on this! Oh woah, there’s even books on the wall, the shelves are floating as if by magic! And this bean bag chair is so comfy I could fall asleep here. It must be so nice sitting here and watching tv. Though.. I don’t understand why the tv is above the bed. Wouldn’t that make it hard for sleeping?
Abeno-san: That’s exactly what I was saying.
Ashiya-kun: No, that’s not what you were saying, Abeno!
Abeno-san: What? How is it different?
Ashiya-kun: It’s different cause you were saying it’s weird at all! I think it’s cool to have a tv in your room. Amazing even! It’s just the placement’s weird, that’s all..
Anyways—woaah is that marble!? The bed looks like a great marble sea. It’s so big and modern holy—
Abeno-san: It’s really not, you’re overexaggerating.
Ashiya-kun: —and the lavender sheets go so well with the white I think I’m in love! Can I sleep here!?
Abeno-san: Hey! You’re only allowed to sleep with me.
Ashiya-kun: I know… I’m sorry Abeno but, your bed isn’t as nice as this!
Abeno-san: Yes it is. You should be grateful you get to sleep in my bed anyways.
Ashiya-kun: What? But you just said–
Abeno-san: Shut it!
Ashiya-kun: Fine, fine. Anyways, where was I! OMG LOOK! THERE’S A FLUFFY ON THE BED!
Well, no. It’s a bit less round than Fluffy. And a bit less fluffy too. But it's white just like Fluffy. And ooooh it’s so cute!
Oh my gosh, it’s a white baby tiger! How adorable! I wonder if him and Fluffy could be friends…
Abeno-san: Come here you idiot—
Ashiya-kun: Ah! Ah! Agh! Sorry, Abeno decided to take this time to tackle me onto the floor in a big hug for some reason. Get off Abeno!
Abeno-san: No.
Ashiya-kun: Why not!
Abeno-san: Because you’re an idiot.
Ashiya-kun: Hey!–
Abeno-kun: A cute idiot.
Ashiya-kun: A-be– *cut off by kisses*
Sorry, Abeno’s acting really strange right now, I’m going to have to go deal with him so I probably won’t be able to finish your description now but I promise I’ll come back and describe it in the most vivid details ever!
What? It’s fine? Are you sure? Oh thank you! I really did love your roo— hey Abeno, that hurts! Sorry, but I really have to go now. It was nice meeting you! ABEN—(half an O)– *carried away with kisses*
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