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“Karl we’re gonna leave bye”
These were the last words Karl heard until his parents left. They said they were going to the movie theater and that it doesn’t allow raccoons. He felt very offended and decided to concoct a plan for revenge.
Karl decided to steal from ranpo’s sweets cabinet. It had been locked due to dazai breaking in at 4am for some sweets.
Karl began to unlock the heavily guarded sweets cabinet. It was quite easy since ofc he’s Karl. He found a pack of colorful brownies. He wasn’t sure it was allowed for him since ranpo would always tell him he might die by eating chocolate but it seemed fake to him.
He took a bite and everything felt woozy. His heart started to race at a rapid speed. Karl began to hallucinate the time his raccoon cult left and stabbed him with a small knife since they thought he betrayed them.
He fucking passed out cuz idk and when ranpo and Poe came home they were very shocked to see their child passed out with the sweets cabinet unlocked.
Blah blah blah they went to the hospital and Karl feels better.
Poe and ranpo gave him a scolding and told him to never disobey their rules ever again the end.
don’t do drugs kids or else you’ll end up like how Karl is.