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Yoichi saw Lacus walking and he said “hey spicy daddy!” and Lacus started screaming “PLEASE STOP COMING AFTER ME” because ever since he that encounter he felt embarrassed because he got a boner?! “why don’t you want my blood???” Yoichi asked showing off his neck in style for him to see.
“PUT THAT AWAY” Lacus said what the fuck was wrong with this boy what the fresh hell. “oooh do you want to kiss first?? Are you into that mister sexy vampire” Yoichi said winking and he walked over and leaned into kiss Lacus “OH MY GOD WHAT THE FUCK” and he flew off and Yocihi screamed “I JUST WANT THE GOOD SUCK FROM YOU DADDY” and Lacus flies away because he doesn’t understand these feelings he is feeling every time Yoichi comes near him?!
Lacus screams “I think I’m what the kids call g….ga…gay?”
Lacus looked off, “I’m gay….”
"I better tell Rene?"