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In a hyper-cyber world where neon illuminates every surface, where a different techno pop song plays in every shop, where idols are on the screen of every tv, stands one above the rest—Hatsune Miku!!!

The blue-haired teenage popstar whom everyone adores, Hatsune Miku, is part of a digital program called Vocaloid where artists can use a virtual singer for their music. In this new era of cyber madness, Hatsune Miku is the most popular singer in the world! Because of the world’s love for Miku, she has developed a soul. Miku’s soul is built of all of the positive feelings that the people of Earth have for her, feelings so strong that she gained the sentience of a human. In addition to her soul, Miku has a body—one that she constructed herself, based on human perceptions of her.

There comes the time where Miku generates he body into the human world, almost like a sort of spawning. Her soul and body collect atop the tallest building in the most colourfully illuminated city in the world. Neon blue strands of cyber energy and love gather together, forming Miku’s body. Her cyan twintails, shining blue eyes, and her signature Vocaloid outfit takes shape with the love of the world. She looks upon the city in all of its twinkling glory, a gentle rain pattering down upon the many umbrellas below.

Miku smiles softly, appreciative of the beautiful, vibrant world that brought life to her.

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She spots it. The phone booth. Her save point. Miku approaches it, her cyan pigtails fluttering in the wind behind her. A chicken wobbles past her. YOU! Miku picks up the chicken and gives it a gentle hug. It’s her father figure, her mentor. Leon S. Kennedy. He hasn’t always been a chicken, but about a week ago he turned into this for currently unknown reasons. Miku holds Chicken Leon under her arm and enters the phone booth. She lets out a sigh of relaxation. She’s had a tiring journey, but it was fun. Miku holds Chicken Leon up to the phone and lets him type in the secret number. Miku picks up the phone and holds it to her ear. It rings twice before he picks it up. Dr. Pepper. The man himself. Miku speaks. “I’ve made it to the save, Doctor. Leon is here, too. We’re okay, everything here is… quiet. Only the sea makes noise. Thanks to you and the rest of humanity, I’m ready… to become the Deep Sea Girl. I’ll see you at the show.” Miku smiles and hangs up. She looks to the sea from the windows of the phone booth. The ocean seems to glow with energy, her energy. Miku exits the tiny room and sets Chicken Leon down on the ground. He watches as Miku approaches the sea. She steps closer and closer, and as she sets foot on the water, she transforms. Her light hair turns a deep, wavy blue. Her diva uniform changes into a flowing black dress with lace around the edges. She’s ready for her show. She has become the Deep Sea Girl.

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Murata Himeko was having a normal average day, walking through the grocery store to pick up some cream cheese so she could bake a cheesecake. Alas, a grey Honda Odyssey slams through the wall of the dairy shelves, destroying all of the cream cheese. Himeko is taken aback, worried that she won’t be able to make her vodka cheesecake, but suddenly a blue-haired teenage girl jumps out of the driver’s seat of the car. It’s Hatsune Miku, the super famous Jpop idol known for her bright blue pigtails and intense voice. Once again, Himeko is taken aback, baffled, and positively bamboozled by the fact that Hatsune Miku crashed a minivan through the dairy aisle of the local Wally World. Miku yells to Himeko, “Hey, I heard you want cream cheese!! Get in the van!!”

Himeko wants to trust Miku, but when someone, even a teenage girl, is telling you to get in a random van, you kind of don’t want to. So Himeko responds,
“Wait why do you have cream cheese or something??”

Miku explains.
“Yeah, the best most not-poisoned cheese in the city! Elon’s been putting lithium in the cream cheese, so you’re at risk for lithium poisoning if you get it from public places! If you come with me, I can provide PURE cream cheese, and I’ll help you make the cheesecake!!”
Himeko is still confounded, but it’s Hatsune Miku, she probably knows what she’s doing. So Himeko gets in the passenger seat of the Honda, and Miku backs out of the car-sized hole she made in the wall when she crashed. Of course, Himeko is still wary of where she’s going, so she asks Miku, “It’s great that you’re trying to help people not get lithium poisoning, but where are we going?”

“We’re going to Honda’s secret cream cheese storage facility! Even Elon himself doesn’t know about it, so the cheese is 100% safe!!” Miku makes an OK sign with her hands as she says this. Himeko wonders if Miku should even be driving, y’know, being a teenager and all, but she decides not to question it. As they arrive at the local Honda dealership, Miku pulls into a garage in the back. And on the inside, it’s filled up and down the walls with packaged cream cheese. Miku and Himeko get out of the car, and Himeko is once again baffled, perplexed, and bamboozled for the third time in the past hour. Miku turns to her and speaks, “Three dollars per pack!! You’re welcome to as much as you like!”
“I just need two,” Himeko replies.

So Hatsune Miku and Murata Himeko do a secret cream cheese trade in the back of a Honda dealership. After, they baked the lithium-free cheesecake together, half with vodka for Himeko and half without for Miku.

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Joe’s footsteps crunch on the leaves and sticks of the forested hill. Coming to the designated location, the flat rock rests on the ground, undisturbed for years. Using all of his strength to shove it aside, he finds a cavity in the ground containing… nothing. Nothing but dust and dirt, not the golden plates, as promised. Joe sighs. Maybe he’s opened the wrong container? There’s got to be something, somewhere. He has to finish this, he has to help his friends reinforce the patri—What’s that? A light blue ribbon sits in the corner of the stone box. Joe reaches for it, turning and inspecting it in his hands. Suddenly, the ribbon flashes a bright blue, blinding Joe for a second. Is it God? The angel that commanded him to come here? The light subsides, and Joe opens his eyes to see a blue-haired girl sitting on the grass beside him. Her hair is tied up in pigtails, and she’s wearing a sleeveless top with a short skirt and stockings. Joe’s never seen anything like it. But he takes his chances.
“Hello! Would you like me to tell you about the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints?”
The blue-haired girl smiles at him, albeit menacingly, with a hint of revenge in her eyes. She speaks, her voice almost angelic with a soft ring to it.
“FUCK YOU!” The girl says, taking the stone that once covered the rock chamber and slamming it on Joe’s head. Joe never wakes up, and Hatsune Miku has forever stopped the formation of Mormonism.

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Miku steps through the portal, her footsteps causing ripples in the mist around her. Tall ruins litter the land, ornate walls and columns long forgotten by anyone other than her. Trailing her hand over the rough stone surface and around the etched loops, the lines begin to glow a faint blue, a small light shining through the cracks. In a burst of energy, the wall explodes outwards, the rocks moving around Miku and falling to the ground just behind her. In place of the broken wall is a large cyan void, a portal. The thing pulsates slowly, mist compiling around the bottom and upwards, curling around the cracked edges of the open wall. Picking up one of the broken stones from the wall, Miku reaches to the portal with the rock in her hand, just holding the rock in for a moment. Taking it out, the rock looks like pure obsidian; now a black chunk of hard stone. Miku looks down at the rock in her hand, rolling it and feeling the smooth surface, yet careful of the sharp edges. Miku then steps into the portal herself, still holding the rock, the blue light enveloping her. She’s made it to the world, the universe where she’ll become the Black★Rock Shooter!