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a horrible pjsk chatfic

Summary:

Saki and Tsukasa decide to make a chat with all of the other units in PJSK

everything goes horribly!

or

a pjsk chatfic except I'm extremely unfunny

.

(Rated T for language)

and also everyone's ooc

Notes:

I made this listening to gacha songs

BUT EVERYTHING I DO MAKES MY HEART RACE I CANT EVEN THINK STRAIGHT IS THIS JUST A GAME TO YOU‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️

this was my friend akios idea

Chapter 1: the start of the gc..... (bad idea, right?)

Chapter Text


SYSTEM : Saki has created a Group Chat.

 

SYSTEM : Saki has added 'Toya' and 'Tsukasa'

 

Tsukasa : HELLO WORLD!!!!!!!🌟

 

Toya : Hello, Tsukasa. Saki what is this?

 

Saki : a group chat.... so like I had this idea so uhm what if we add everyone we know to the chat..........?

 

Tsukasa : AMAZING IDEA SAKI!!!!! YOU SHOULD ASS SHIHO ICHIKA AND HONAMI!!!🌟

 

Toya : ...Ass?

 

Tsukasa : I MEANT ADD. IM SO SORRY. I MEANT ADD I SWEAR I MENAT ADD.

 

SYSTEM : Saki has changed the chat name to 'very epik !!'

 

Toya : Isnt it spelled 'epic'?

 

Saki : toya I know

i js wanted to make it look EXTRA cool you know!!!

 

Toya : Oh okay.

 

Tsukass : IT IS VERY EPIC SAKI!!!!!!!!🌟

SHOULD I ADD OUR FRIENDS?

 

Toya : I think Akito has you blocked, Tsukasa.

 

Tsukasa : .

WHAT☹️

 

Saki : so sorry for ur loss big bro......

 


 

Akito and Tsukasas DMS

 

Tsukasa: HEY WHY DO YOU HAVE ME BLOCKED

Message not sent.

 

Tsukasa : HEY

Message not sent.

 

SYSTEM : Akito has unblocked Tsukasa

 

Akito : WHAT THE FK DO YOU WANT

I HAVE YOU BLOCKED FOR A REASON

 

Tsukasa : WHAT DID I DO?

 

Akito : existing

 


 

SYSTEM : Toya has added Akito.

 

Akito : hi bae💙🧡💙🧡

 

Toya : Hello, Akito.

 

SYSTEM : Tsukasa has added Rui, Nene, Emu, Ichika, Honami, Shiho, An, Kohane, and Shizuku

 

Rui : fufu what is this😊😊😊

 

Saki : a group chat!!! :D

 

Nene : YOU FUCKER @Tsukasa YOU RUINED MY FUCKING COMBO I HATE YOU I HATE YOU DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE

 

Tsukasa : ermmm what the scallop!!!!!

 

Emu : that isn't nice nene-chan!!!ヾ(*’O’*)/

 

Nene : my bad just an outburst

 

Kohane : why isn't shinonome-kun here ?

 

An : he has tsukasa blocked LMFAOOO☠️☠️

ykw I have a great idea let's just invite everyone here and not invite akito

 

Akito : FUCK YOU I AM HERE

 

Toya : That's mean.

 

An : sorry toya I love you PREACH 🛐🛐🛐🛐

 

Kohane : oh oops I didn't see

 

Akito : 1V1 ME ON MINECRAFT BITCH @An

 

An : ok u little ginger bitch EHHH EHHH

 

Akito : ok 'CoolGamerGirl'

 

An : SHUT UP YKW GO ON BEDWARDS YOU SHIT

 

Akito and An has went offline.

 

Shiho : i don't have enough time for this bullshit

 

Shiho has went Offline.

 

Shizuku : Oh hello! ❤️ How do I add my friends? 🥰

 

Ichika : click the 3 dots on the top right of the screen near the group chat name and then you'll see a plus sign symbol and under it it says add and then u can add any1 u want

 

Shizuku : Thanks Hoshino-Chan❤️

 

Ichika : you're welcome shizuku :)

 

SYSTEM : Shizuku has added Minori, Haruka, Airi, Ena, Mizuki, and Mafuyu.

 

SYSTEM : Ichika has added Kanade.

 

Kanade : whts this

 

Ena : does it really kill you to not just type what's

 

Kanade : ys.

 

Mafuyu : What's this?

 

Airi : ^

 

Haruka : ^

 

Minori : what asahina-san said!! ^^

 

Saki : a chat where we can all hangout!!

 

Mizuki : great!!! who's gonna join me shopping @everyone

 

Tsukasa : ILL COME!!!🌟

 

Rui : I'll come!!

 

Tsukasa : nevermind 

 

Rui : 😭😭

 

Ena : ME ME ME ME 

 

Kohane : ill come!❤️

 

Honami : I guess I'll also come :) 

 

Haruka : I'll come.

 

Minori : ILL COME ILL COME!!!!!!

 

Shizuku : Me and Airi will come! ❤️ @Airi

 

Mizuki : GREAT @Rui @Shizuku @Airi @Ena @Kohane @Honami @Minori @Haruka prepare your wallets as I also don't have money❤️❤️

 

Ena : fuck you

 

Multiple People has went offline.

 

Emu : who wants to play Roblox (≧▽≦)

 

Toya : Sure, what's your user? 

 

Emu : Xx_unicorns_xX

 

Nene : massdestruction111

 

> Nene: massdestruction111

Tsukasa : WHY IS THAT YIUR USERNAME???

 

Saki : mine is cheezynoodles!

 

Tsukasa : Mine is cheesynoodles!!!!🌟

 

Toya : Mine is cheezsynoodles

 

Nene : why are the three of you matching

 

> Tsukasa : WHY IS THAT YIUR USERNAME???

Nene : I was going through something shut up

 

Emu : let's play princess tycoon!!! join me !!

(. ❛ ᴗ ❛.)