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2023-09-30
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Gavel Slam!

Summary:

Written before 4.2 dropped.

Notes:

Insulting Furina before 4.2 drops.

I am not sorry.

Edit: I am now sorry.

Work Text:

Furina: “This Oni right here is number 6 of the Fatui Harbingers, Redhorn, The Operative!”

Some audience member: “What?”

Paimon: “Huh?”

Aratakki Itto: “I’m sorry Ms. Furina, are you pulling this information out of the funnel cake you call a brain? Because if I’m a Fatui Harbinger, then you’re a component Archon.”

Excited audience member: “Ooh!”

The Knave: “Ha, this Oni’s got quite the tongue!”