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A teenage girl steps onto the stage. She's wearing a bright pink tuxedo with a long tie that has a pattern of longbows drawn onto it. The crowd claps enthusiastically as the camera pans over to show a completely empty public square save for one or two confused joggers and one yellow-haired girl, presumably a friend, holding a boombox that's playing an applause track.
-Welcome welcome all of you lovely people behind the fourth wall! To the Ask The Odyverse fic!
Party poppers sound and confetti fly around. A party popper is also thrown onto the stage by a dismissive orange hand.
-Now then, if you're wondering what this is, our lovely creator who totally murdered me for drama by the way has decided to try mimicking an ask blog to get back in the habit of writing, and so we're here to open the floor to you, the reader!
Look I already apologized to you ok, plus you're taking the whole immersion out of-
-You're the one who brought a dead woman to MC this show, you deal with it. - She smiles to a non-existent camera. - Now then! Ask the Odyverse will follow a simple style! Every week, you lovely readerfolk will submit your questions either here or wherever this fic is published, aiming those questions at either the characters or the creator, and then every saturday or sunday we'll have a new episode of those questions being answered!
For clarification, I will still try to answer questions aimed at myself with whatever character is relevant to it, but- ow! Did you just throw your mic at me?
-I'm doing the presenting here! - She huffs while the mic flies back to her hand thanks to her powers, somehow crossing the fourth wall. - Questions can be directed at any member of any of Odysseus' fics! That means anybody from Team Courier, Rescue Duty, the Booster Twins, The Marionette Champion and yes, even Lifeline, which Founder willing this will motivate Odysseus to finish! Any character can be asked a question, as long as it's not asked rudely, of course.
And it's not restricted to mahous either; feel free to ask questions of the normies, even characters who might not be around any longer. If a character gets a question, they'll be here to answer it.
-And by the way, if you're wondering how we're going to wrangle all these magical girls from different time periods and stories and even the writer to answer all these questions...
A drumroll sounds out from the boombox as the MC's eyes sparkle and she beams out a bright smile.
-INCREDIBLE VIOLENCE!
-MADDIE NO!