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"Hey Len, im going to the store did you wanna come since youre a little bitch boy." Fukase said with a smug tone at the end.
"HEY IM NOT A BITCH BOY... and yes I wanna come duh..." Len pouted.
While ast the local grocery store, Len stopped abruptly in his tracks, alerting his boyfriend.
"Len? what is it?" The redhaired indevidual asked quizically.
"Fukase.. how much is in our budget.."
"Why..."
"Weed."
"Weed?"
"WEED!!"
"NO WEED" Fukase screamed at the poor boy who just wanted to get high.
"WAAAAAAAAAAAH WHY DO YOU HATE ME SO MUCH WAAAAHAAAAA" Poor Len bawled his eyes out in the middle of Walmart, gathering so many stares.
"FINE....HERE, TAKE IT GOD" Fukase yelled handing his whiny boyfriend some cash.
"YIPPEE!!" Len cheered "Thank youuu~~"
"Yea yea.. get some for me too.."
Len proceded to walk over to the shady looking guy to get some nice thc for him and his lover, only to doscover that the dealer was MIKU?
"MIK-MRHP" Len almost screamed before Miku putting her hand on his mouth, shushing him.
"Yes yes its me! Now, take these." Miku shushed as she handed Len a bag of edibles that had a cool shape.
"uh thanks...?" Len said handing the blue haired girl the cash his boyfriend had given him.
Once these faggots got home, Len presented the bad of cool shaped edibles to Fukase.
"Len.. why are they Halloween gummy shaped.." Fukase sighed at his boyfriends idioticness.
"Erm... because its October!!!"
"Whatever.. lets just get high already."
With that, Fukase took the bag and handed them both 2 gummies to start off with. Within an our or so Fukase started to feel a little kick, Len however felt normal.
"Fuukaaseeee~ can I have moreeee!!" Len whined.
"Huh..? oh yea sure.." Fukase daid not thinking clearly.
Len liked when his boyfriend was intoxicated, that ment he got to do basically whatever he wanted! And so len took 4 more gummies, that hit 30 minotes later.
"HAHA WHO KNEW THIS WAS SO FUNNY" Len giggled at the TV that was playing Regular Show.
"HA, WHY IS BENSON A GUMBALL MACHINE HEHEHE" Fukase giggled alomg side with him.
"oh shit brb Fuka, gotta take a weewiz.." Len said as he got up, stepping on 4 plates in the process, breaking them ofcourse.