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中文版-CHINESE VERSION
“Trant，人被闪电击中的概率有多大？”
“大约175万分之一，不过这取决于闪电时人所处的位置和周围的物件。一般来说被闪电击中有四种情况，直接雷击，也就是直接被闪电劈中，是由于人属于地面上的突起物，阳电子……”
“……”
“Jean，”海德斯塔姆脸上惯常的笑意收了收，“你知道被闪电劈会三度烧伤，指甲脱落，毛发着火并可能心脏停跳的对吧。”
他凝视着同事无表情的脸。那双眸子正望着远处时明时暗的天空。
“走吧。”维克玛往嘴里塞了支烟，“但愿某个蠢货不会睡在酒吧巷子的垃圾箱里。”
海德斯塔姆暗暗松了口气，余光瞥见维克玛将烟点燃。映衬火光的暗色眼眸，如一潭杂糅叹惋、哀愁、忧郁的死水。
“也许我们可以去找找看，如果你想的话。”
维克玛犹豫了半秒。
“那个shitkid会他妈自己回来的。况且他的*好搭档*会看好他。”
同往常一样，维克玛的语气决绝，坚定，嗅不到半分迟疑的味道。他没有偏头看海德斯塔姆的表情。一种混合物，多种难以言说的感情渗进脸颊，融化被笑意雕刻的细纹。
“嗯，他会没事的。毕竟被雷电击中的概率真的很低。而且被击中也不代表会百分百死亡。被击中而死亡的主要原因是心脏停跳，也就是当电流击穿身体时，心脏……”
你也会没事的。（And you will be ok, too.）
会没事，然后逐渐好起来。(Be ok, and get better.)
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英文版-ENGLISH VERSION
"Trant, what are the chances of someone being struck by lightning?"
"About 1 in 1.75 million, but it depends on the position of the person and the surrounding objects at the time of lightning. Generally speaking, there are four situations when being struck by lightning. Direct lightning strike, which is being directly struck by lightning, may happen because people is the protrusion on the ground, and positrons..."
"..."
"Jean," the usual smile on Heidelstam's face faded, "you know that being struck by lightning will cause third-degree burns, the nails will fall off, hair will be on fire, and heart may stop, right?"
He stared into his colleague's expressionless face. Those eyes were looking at the sky that alternates between bright and dark in the distance.
"Let's go." Vicquemare takes out a cigarette, "I hope some idiot won't sleep in a trash bin in the alley behind a bar."
Heidelstam secretly breathed a sigh of relief, and out of the corner of his eye he caught a glimpse of Vicquemare lighting up the cigarette. The dark eyes reflected in the firelight were like a pool of stagnant water mixed with sighs, sorrow, and melancholy.
"Perhaps we could go to find him, if you want."
Vicquemare hesitated for half a second.
"That f*cking shitkid will come back on his own. Besides, his *good partner* will take care of him."
As usual, Vicquemare's tone was decisive and firm, with no hint of hesitation. He did not turn his head to look at Heidelstam's expression. A mixture of indescribable emotions seeps into the cheeks, melting the fine lines carved by smiles.
" Yeah, he will be ok. After all, the probability is *really* low, and being stuck by lightning doesn't mean 100% death. The main cause of death is cardiac arrest. When an electric current passes through the body..."
And you will be ok, too.
Be ok, and get better.
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