Work Text:
Tee
> sean
> darling
> buddy
> sean
Sean
> ??
Tee
> I want to build a swign
> *sing
> *swing
Sean
> like rn
Tee
> were in class
> so
> yes
Sean
> what kind of swing
Tee
> idk
> like
> the one phoon has
> ???n?
Sean
> kay give me a
Tee
> did you die
> SEANNNN
Sean
> here
> [https://www.porchswings.com/instructions]
Tee
> …………
> im gona kiss u on the lips
Sean
> get some chapstick first
> anyway
> we can go to the store after class
Tee
> >:DDDDD
Sean
> stop kicking my seat
Tee
> no
> i dont think i will
> OW
Sean
> I asked nicely
> :)
Tee
> TJAT HURT
> MY POOR BUTT
> WHAT WILL THE FANS OF TGIS GORGUOUS BUTT SAY
Sean
> hold on wait let me
> yeah no still can’t find it
Tee
> ………..find what
Sean
> fans
> of your butt
> ‘butt’
> what are you attracting even
> planks????
Tee
> thats just rude
Sean
> literally name one person your flirting has worked on and I’ll stop
> 1
Tee
> okay you knw wahatateatj;sdtgsdgj aqdslj
> whoops
Sean
> LMAO
> how are you being that obvious with your phone tee
> no wonder she caught you
Tee
> ??? leave me alone????????
Sean
> no
Tee
> OH WAIT
> where are we building the swin
> g
Sean
> um
> can’t do it at mine
Tee
> yeah i remeber last time
> mine?
Sean
> definitely not
> remember july??
Tee
> yeah okay
> then
Sean
> what about one of the others
> phoon??
> he has one already nvm
Tee
> I just had the best idea
> i should ask nuea
> sean???????
Sean
> sorry got distracted
> yeah sure we can ask
> and i can get thmaithee get your feet OFF MY CHAIR
Tee
> make m
> no wait
> wait sean
> sean my best friend for life
> seanp lease
> SEAN
> DONT TELL THE PROF SHELL TKAE MY PHONENOOOO
Sean
> deserved
> and she didn’t even take it
> she just gave you extra work
> lmao
Tee
> it was emBARASSING
> why do you hate me so
Sean
> :)
> you’d do the same for me
Tee
> yeagh
Sean
> okay there’s like ten mins left at least pretend to pay attention
Tee
> fiiiiiiiiiine
> see u in ten ;)
Sean
> keep that winky face emoji for your next victim
> prayer circle for whoever that is
Tee
> what if its u
> ;))))))))
Sean
> okay I guess you don’t want the swing then
Tee
> WAIOTJ NO
> SEANadfkl
Sean
> ;)
