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Matchstick: Hey Spidey, we just landed on some planet (can’t for the life of me remember the name lmao)
Webhead: Good luck!
Matchstick: Like I need luck
Webhead: Where’s that secret toaster again?
Matchstick: You’ll find it with the rest of the shit Sue confiscated
Webhead: Come on flamebrain, what part of secret don’t you get?
Matchstick: Listen how was I supposed to know that Franklin was also going to want a snack at 2 am???
Webhead: So what you’re saying is…
Webhead: You were making Pop-Tarts at 2 am and then Franklin woke up so Sue had to feed him and she caught you with my toaster?! Dude! Now I’m gonna have to eat my toast raw!
Matchstick: Wait that was your toaster?
Webhead: Well, I thought that Sue was only groundin you, not terminating your toaster privileges
Matchstick: Sorry Spidey, I would’ve been more careful if I knew that your breakfast was at stake
Matchstick: Wait does this mean that Spiderman eats toast???
Webhead: Why is that important?
Matchstick: It makes you more real
Spiderpan: Do you ever feel like your hero self isn’t human
Ghost Bi-der: Uh yea
Ghost Bi-der: I’ve got radioactive spider venom coursing through my veins
Ghost Bi-der: Doesn’t sound human to me
Spiderpan: 🙄
Spiderpan: I mean like how we’re this faceless suit who’s doing all these great things but doesn’t it feel weird for everyone else, we’ll forever be strangers
Ghost Bi-der: What brought this on Pete?
Spiderpan: Johnny said something, implying that I don’t always feel real to him
Ghost Bi-der: Well it’s probably hard for him to know next to nothing about his best friend, might make him feel a little crazy
Spiderpan: So should I tell him my identity
Ghost Bi-der: That’s your choice, Peter
Matchstick: Astronaut Pop-Tarts are no good
Matchstick: They’re like super dry
Matchstick: Damn these alien are low-key kinda hot
Matchstick: We’re heading home tomorrow, you’ll finally be done babysitting Franklin
Matchstick: Are you mad about the toaster?
Matchstick: Seriously Spidey, what’s wrong
Webhead: I just feel guilty about the whole identity thing
Webhead: Ghost Spider and I were talking and I’m just not feeling right about keeping my identity from you
Matchstick: I thought I made this clear from the start bro, you only have to tell me what you’re comfortable with
Matchstick: The media doesn’t love you and neither do your enemies, the more people who know your identity the greater risk you are at
Matchstick: I would never pressure you
Webhead: Thank you
Spiderpan: Shit I think I’m in love with him
Ghost Bi-der: Humanman for life!
Spiderpan: How’d you know I was talking about Johnny? And Humanman is the galaxy’s worst ship name
Ghost Bi-der: I have my ways
Spiderpan: Please share with the class Gwendy
Ghost Bi-der: Never
Webhead: My name is Peter Parker and I’m in love with you