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A universe is crossed and merged with another. It wasn't meant to happen.

But now they're here.

~*v*~

Shinichi thinks he's finally gone crazy.

And not just his usual stunt-crazy. Actual, insane out of the mind crazy.

He was currently in a room with red walls and soft red carpet in the shade of his armchair. There was a stage towards the front of the room with huge red curtains with yellow trimmings drawn tight shut. He would've explored that - if the room wasn't packed with people.

He recognized Ran, Sonoko, and Kogoro near him. There was the police squad, and the Detective Boys, plus Haibara and Agasa, and...holy picked radishes, were those his parents?. In fact, everyone he seemed to know was in the room. He wouldn't be surprised at this point if Kaitou KID and, heck, Nakamori.

Never mind. Nakamori, check. Kaitou KID was probably in one of these crowds. Maybe. Probably. He didn't know, screw it.

He just hoped Gin and Vodka and the rest of the people weren't here...

Just as he was about to nervously poke around for the B.O., the curtains were drawn and a teenage girl with black hair stepped out. She had kitty ears?. She was wearing a black-pink hoodie and a black skirt. Her eyes were a crimson red. Last of all, a black cat tail? trailed behind her, flicking happily. Her hair was down with two curtain bangs framing her pale cheeks.

"Hi!" she said cheerfully. "My name is Pandora! But not the Pandora you're looking for, Kaito!"

A black-haired girl that looked eerily like Ran turned around to face a boy about his age. "You know her? And who's Pandora?"

The boy shook his head, putting his hands up innocently. "No! And I don't know what she's talking about!"

Pandora?

"Anyhoo...the reason I've called you here is to turn you all into Pokemon fusions! Surely you've heard of Pokemon?" she beamed at them.

The confused expressions were not what she was expecting.

"Alright," she said, a giant black TV screen made itself known behind her, and she pressed a remote she seemed to magic out of nowhere and pressed play.

Fast forward a couple hours later. Everybody was pretty engrossed in Pokemon. And they had a solid idea of what it was.

Okay, now that you all know what Pokemon is...I'm gonna turn you all into human-Pokemon hybrids!" she beamed.

Somehow, Conan had not questioned her yet until this point. Actually, nobody had. But, now, Conan did.

"Pandora-neechan, what do you mean?"

Pandora grinned. "Oh. It means what it sounds like. You guys are turning into Pokemon.

Chaos ensued.

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"Alright!" Pandora announced. "First, for this to work, let's reveal some secrets! Let's start with the most major one: Conan Edogawa is Shinichi Kudo!

Conan's look turned horrified for a second before twisting back into a childish, sweet face. "What are you talking about, Pandora-neechan?" He was ready to dart Pandora, but with a swish of her hand she summoned a remote controller and pressed "play". A screen behind her showed Conan's various stunts as Shinichi, including the whole field trip and everything.

"Oh yeah, and Gin and Vodka are here as well! In fact the Black Organization is!" Pandora beamed at a clear-glass prison in the back where the members of the Black Organization were. Gin had his gun out and looked murderous, while Vodka mostly just hid behind Gin. Vermouth looked like she was having fun.

Conan whipped around only to meet Gin's eyes. He snapped his head back in Pandora's direction. "How could you?" he hissed.

Pandora waved it away. "It's fine. They can't get out of there. Plus, this is an alternate universe. Think of it as a dream. I can select who will remember what."

Conan glowered at her, ready to use his watch, but Pandora only said, "You can't use the watch on me. I've disable that. Annnnnnd that little shoes of yours too! And the belt! And the glasses!" she beamed again.

Conan outright growled.

"Anyway," she continued, "That guy there is Kaito KID," she pointed in the direction of the messy-haired guy next to the girl. The girl swerved around, eyes wide. Before he had a chance to explain himself, Pandora pressed "play" on the controller again and Aoko was glaring at him by the time they finished watching the film.

"Alright, Ran," Pandora said, clapping her hands excitedly. "Alright, Aoko. You must be really mad at them. You guys are welcome to have a 'private moment' there," she pointed to a door that somehow miraculously appeared. "That leads to a sound-proof room with a lot of heavy things, pointy things, and melty things! I've lost track. Have fun!" And with that, both Kaito and Shinichi were dragged into the room.

She turned to the rest of the crew. "Alright," she announced, clapping again. "By the way, Bourbon/Amuro Tooru/Rei Furaya works for the Japanese Secret Police, Akai Shuuichi isn't dead and he lives in Shinichi's house, oh, and Haibara Ai is Miyano Shio any other questions?"

Most people were just shocked into silence when Ai spoke up: "I assume there's no secrets here?"

"Yes." Pandora flashed her teeth. "Anyway, as soon as the girls get back, I'll be explaining how I'm gonna turn you guys into gijinkas!"

This was going to be fun.

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"Alright!" Pandora said. "The girls are back," she motioned to Ran and Aoko, who were dragging their respective boyfriend across the floor. Shinichi looked like a rag doll. Kaito had a million bumps on his head from...mops?

"Anyway, we're gonna start with Kaito!"

"What?" Kaito was instantly awake.

"Yeah. Because the author is kind of struggling to find a Pokemon for Conan/Shinichi, and it would be kind of awkward if we started with Ran, so I'm starting with Kaito!"

"That doesn't make any sense," the magician said.

Pandora shrugged. "Anyhoo, you're getting turned into...this Pokemon!" The TV screen behind her flashed, and a green-furred Pokemon appeared. It looked like a humanoid green cat with a black mask and cape. "Meowscarada, the magician Pokemon! Purrfect for you!"

"Huh?"

Okay, well, maybe Kaito hadn't woken up yet.

"You know what...let's just get on with the transformation..."

"Okay," Kaito said sleepily. Then he seemed to wake up. "What?"

"This "move" uses Ditto's transformation magic, so it's painless," Pandora was explaining something about the mechanics of the magic, but nobody was really listening. A spell circle appeared beneath Kaito's feet. In a puff of white smoke, Kaito reemerged as...the Pokemon.

Honestly he looked quite adorable if Pandora had to say so herself.

Meowscarada's mask was on his face, with adorable black ears sticking out from the tufts of his hair. His hair has turned black instead of the usual light brown, and his eyes were a crimson red. The twin black capes that Meowscarada usually had was stuck to the magician's back, and his clothes has transformed as well, half-clothes half-Pokemon, with a long red dress shirt with puffy sleeves, representing Meowscarada's paws. His nails were longer and sharper than usual too.

Kaito blinked, like he couldn't really process it. This morning, he had been having a perfectly good school day with Aoko, mop and all, and now this. He honestly didn't know who he offended to be transformed into a cat.

"Hmm...the colors are wrong. Maybe it turned out red because you're looking for a Pandora?"

Kaito let out a sound akin to screeching.

"Hey, it's not all downsides! You can use Pokemon moves!" Pandora protested. Kaito's eyes lit up like a child's.

"Really?"

"Yeah."

"What kind?" His eyes were shining and his lips were curled up in an impish smile.

Pandora shrugged. "Try and find out. Use your phone." And Kaito fished his phone out excitedly.

"No no no BAKAITO," Aoko screeched, attempting to snatch his phone out of the way, only for Kaito to use Grass Knot with a flourish. She didn't trip but almost did, whirling around. "Kaito!" she snarled.

Kaito only laughed as the taskforce attempted to 'capture' KID(they had been too shocked earlier to do anything). "Flower Trick!" he said, and color flower bombs landed on the taskforce. It didn't harm them but covered them in rainbow slime. How did Kaito manage to learn to harness the Pokemon's power so fast?

As Kaito wreaked havoc on the crowd, Pandora turned around with a smile and faced Aoko. "Aoko, you can get to be...Tinkatuff!" she announced. And then, with the same poof, Aoko's messy hair was separated into two pony tails and was now wearing a pink dress with a gigantic metal hammer in her hands. Pandora grinned. "And you're a fairy-steel type, which is effective against Meowscarada's grass-dark!" she sang.

Kaito, who was still having way too much fun, didn't notice Aoko's death glare. "KAITOOOOOOOOOO!"

The battle war cry could be heard from outside the room, probably. Aoko's gigantic hammer went down on the floor. Kaito managed to get out of the way of the giant hammer, but barely. The room was now full of chaos as people tried flee out of Aoko's wrath and the magician's tricks. The room was a mess.

Pandora's grin was wider than Cheshire Cat's.

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After a fairly miserable five minutes, Pandora announced, "Okay, we are going to have a react to incorrect quotes now because the author has writer's block and still has no idea what Pokemon Conan should be."

The entire cast was confused and Pandora had to proceed to tell them about incorrect quotes.

And then, for fun, she removed their prior transformations and turned them all into Wooloos.

"Time for incorrect quotes!"

.[Incorrect Quotes Time: Where the Author Takes Over]

Shinichi: I love you guys, you're the best thing that's happened to me.
Ran: We're the best thing that's ever happened to you?
Shinichi: Yes!
Sonoko *sarcastically*: I'm starting to feel a little sorry for you.
Ran: No, no its true. Unless we could Agasa.
Shinichi: Can you guys just be grateful?

...

Aoko: Let me show you a picture from last night that really upset me
Kaito: Okay, but in my defense, Hakuba bet me 50 cents I couldn’t drink all that shampoo.
Aoko: That’s not what I wanted to- you drank SHAMPOO?!
Akako, in the background: I can already see the headlines through my crystal ball: Teenage Dies of Shampoo Overdosing
Kaito: Since when did you have a crystal ball
Akako: I am witch-
Kaito: How cliché

...

Cop: You’re receiving a ticket for having three people on one motorcycle.
Heiji: Crap.
Conan: Wait, three?
Cop: Yeah?
Kaito: OH MY GOD AKAKO FELL OFF!!!
Akako: *on the road* Why.

...

Ran: *Screams*
Aoko: *Screams louder to assert dominance*
Shinichi: Should we do something?!
Kaito, observing: *sipping his drink* No, I want to see who wins this.
Mergue: Guys they're screaming because we are at a murder scene. Not to assert dominance-

...

Shinichi: What did you guys get in your yearbook?
Ran: 'Prettiest Smile'
Sonoko: 'Nicest Personality'
Kaito: 'Most likely to start a bar fight'
Haibara: 'Least likely to start a bar fight, but most likely to win one'
Shinichi: I'm never going to the bar with you.

...

Sonoko: Good responses for being stabbed with a knife?
Ran: Rude.
Kaito: That’s fair.
Heiji: Not again.
Haibara: Are you going to want this back?
Shinichi: Why am I friends with you all again?
Ran: Shinichi, you were stabbed and you handed the knife back to the person.
Shinichi: Oh yeah.

...

Kaito: *hysterically* Time for plan G.
Sonoko: Don’t you mean plan B?
Kaito: No, we tried plan B a long time ago. I had to skip over plan C due to technical difficulties.
Ran: What about plan D?
Kaito: Plan D was that desperate disguise attempt half an hour ago.
Hakuba: What about plan E?
Kaito: I’m hoping not to use it. Shinichi dies in plan E.
Haibara: I like plan E.
Shinichi: Who got you out of the fire two days ago?
Haibara: Who got me into the fire two days ago?
Shinichi: KAITO DID
Haibara: Nuh-uh. You did.

...

Haibara: You seem familiar, have I threatened you before?
Shinichi: I used to visit in your damn house.

...

Sonoko: Today is a day of running through hurdles.
Shinichi: Aren’t you supposed to jump OVER hurdles?
Sonoko: Whatever. Fear is only something to be afraid of if you let it scare you.
Shinichi: Fear is a natural instinct and a survival tool.

...

Kaito: They stole from me first!
Shinichi: Mhm.
Kaito: Stole my heart...
Ran: *skeptically* It is still illegal to commit murder.
Kaito: What do you mean? *blood dripping from his hands*

...

*The squad is having dinner together*
Shinichi: Kaito, can you pass the salt?
Kaito: *Throws Haibara across the table*
Shinichi: *leaves the table* Good luck
Kaito: Huh?
*twenty minutes later*
Haibara: I need help disposing of a body.

[End of Incorrect Quotes]

The cast was concerned, to say the least.