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chuuya had just came home after a long day in the port mafia. He hung up his coat and hat at the door after he walked to his room.
"geez, I can wait to sleep Im tired as fuck."
chuuya got ready for bed after he got in bed but he couldnt shake the feeling of boredom. he rose up put on his headphones and opened his laptop
"HAI!!! XD" dazai immediately texted to chuuya as soon as he saw him online
"hello." chuuya replied coldly
"do you want to play on the mc server?" dazai asked chuuya
"yeah, you want to call?" chuuya answered
"obv!!" dazai texted back as he pressed the call button on discord
"hiii chu!!!" dazai quickly said
"hi, uh lets just play the game." chuuya relpied sounding a bit akward
dazai joined their world followed by chuuya. then chuuya noticed something
"hey dazai? why arent you wearing our custom skins?" chuuya asked his tone inplyed his was a little nervous
"oh my skin is just gliching right now it should get fixed in the next update" dazai said calmly
"oh alright.." chuuya muttered his disappointment under his breath
as they contined to play minecraft chuuya noticed he REALLY liked the steve skin from minecraft once him and dazai were done playing minecraft he just 'stumbled' across a steve body pillow and bought it right before sleeping. the next morning chuuya ran out to see if his pillow was delivered and sure enough a amazon box was waiting for him. chuuya was ecstatic he ran back inside he was alone and he was going to have fun... he made breakfast for the pillow and ended up eating it along side his breakfast. after breakfast chuuya threw the pillow onto the bed
"heheh" chuuya chuckled on top of the pillow. he shortly fell asleep on top of the pillow
"poke... HELLO?? WAKE UPPPPPP" dazai screamed into chuuyas ear
"huh? WAIT THIS ISNT WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE!!!" chuuya declared
"mhm, yeah. what it looks like is i havent been giving you enough attention. come here." dazai stated before jumping on top of chuuya then grabing his face and making out with him
"dazai!" chuuya yelled after pulling away from dazai his breath shakey and unsteady
"come on i know you like this..."dazai said his hands moving down chuuya
"w-what the hell.."
dazai slowly took off chuuya's pants then his underwear as well as his own then started to pound him into his bed chuuya moaning softly his breathing even more unsteadly
"mmph... " chuuya moaned as he got hard the more dazai fucked him and the more he moaned as he pictured dazai as steve from mincraft
after dazai was done fucking chuuya he left after flirting with him a bit. after dazai left chuuya left lonely and the pillow was still there and he didnt want to waste the money he spent on it so the only logical decision was to jerk off right? soon after making that decision he started to jerk off with the pillow still very hard from dazai
"you like me dont you?" chuuya teased the pillHOE
POOF
"mmmph y-yeah" steve moaned
"WHAT THE HELL?!" chuuya pulled out quickly coming off his all time high he couldnt belive the pillow became real?!
"w-why'd you stop?" steve stuttered
"your real?!" chuuya muttered in disbelief pulling up his pants
"now i am" steve said looking at chuuya pulling up his blockly pants as well
"what weired fucking fever dream am i havin-" chuuya was cut off by a kiss from steve
"shh just let it happen kitten" steve stated
the two made out until dazai came back home
"chuuya what the hell?!" dazai yelled
chuuya didnt care what dazai said he didnt love him anymore he lovedsteve
"WHY IS HE SIX FOOT?! (182.88 centimeters.)" dazai shouted
"..." chuuya contined to make out with steve
"W-WE'RE DONE.' dazai declared as he walked out the room and house
after that chuuya and steve started dateing then got married liveing happly ever after.