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Butthead groaned, rubbing his cheek. His new headgear hurt soo bad. And it made his lisp even more pronounced. He just wished the floor would open up and swallow him.
Beavis on the other hand, was busy playing with his new gizmo. A polaroid camera. A birthday present from his grandma.
Butthead looked over at him in jealousy. He'd had a birthday just a few weeks ago, and he didn't get any presents at all. Unless you count the headgear.
"Say cheeeeseee! Mehehehe!" Beavis laughed as he pointed the camera towards his best friend.
But Butthead just glared at him. "No way...." He could barely even open his mouth to speak. This was miserable!
"Oh, come on, Butthead! I wanna get a picture of you!"
"Why? To laugh at me...?" he asked, spit pooling in his mouth as he spoke.
"No. Cause yer my friend," he said. it was so wholesome Butthead could almost swear he had to be up to something. But, it was Beavis. So. Probably not.
"But I don't feel like smiling...."
"Aww, come on Butthead. Hey. Did you see that dog outside earlier?"
"Yeah..."
"He took a crap on Mr. Anderson's lawn."
"Huhuhuhu!" Butthead laughed. "Really?"
FLASH!
Butthead blinked. "Heeey!"
"Hehehe! I got one!"
"You butthole!"
The camera spat out the picture and Beavis pulled it out, shaking it until the image appeared.
"See? You look nice!" Beavis held it up once it'd developed.
Butthead looked at his smiling face in the headgear. Maybe he didn't look as bad as he thought....