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So, tons of excuses I’ll be making, never having the courage of confessing
We just met, ya know, because you called me to come get, the little green dude you’d collected
But since the very first moment, I can’t help the building torment, well, that’s what I’m calling it
That thing ya know, the silly little feeling, from the head to the toes, all parts tingling and curling
The one kind of overwhelming sensation that leaves you around dancing, sining and swirling
Love?
Yeah, that’s the ticket!
Something which us devoted Jedi certainly should not get involved in, as it’s kinda a cardinal sin
Ya know, if you’re into that sort of religion kind of a thing, a cult or whatever, but totally so, forbidden!
But, fortunately or not, I am part of the lot, even if I sometimes feel like the only one around
Still, hanging on to those ancient rules, even if seen first hand, they might not be so totally cool
But what can I do?
It’s not that I’ve just simply blurt out how I feel toward you, my dear Din Djarin, Mandalorian warrior oh so shiny
The knight of my silly little dreams, when I was a boy, well, recent ones too, if I’m honest!
Still, I feel so totally silly, my cool and calm disturbed, whenever you’re into my orbit hurled
Oh kriffing HellSpells!
What, is this poor Jedi Master to do!?!
And so once again, you dropped by, just to say hi?
The Kid, you said, because you missed him a lot and yeah, I can understand that part
But now, you got me all hot and bothered, my Jedi mask faltering
Seeing yours is still on, but it does not matter, I still want was beyond
The beskar armour so shiny, if I’d just reach out and touched it…
Snapping out of my haze, I can only stand here and stare
Trying to make it look like it’s just part of the Jedi stance
But this feeling, deep inside of me burning, churning, yeah, I cannot hide
Not for long, if you keep on popping back into my orbit, happening more and more frequently
And honestly, I would like nothing more than for us two to have some… caf?
Yeah, I am such a sucker, I can’t even think of a scenario inside my mind
Where I would undress you from your fine fine armour…
Oops!
There it was, my first crush you are
And I’ve actually gotten so far
At least, in my continued daydreams, fantasies they be
As that is what I will have, at least for now
Perhaps, some other time then?
Caf? Or… more?
Well, a Jedi can dream… A Jedi can dream…