Chapter Text
Kidou, you big fat gay idiot.
-Haruna.
"Gran, can you tell me why the fuck you can't pick up those damned desserts?" Kidou yelled at his phone, which was on speaker.
"I GOT AN EMERGENCY CALL, OLIVE!" Kiyama(Gran) yelled back.
"Oh, for fuck's sake, Gran, can't you just pick them up and go to your so-called EMERGENCY CALL" Kidou(Olive) yelled the last two words.
"HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU? I CAN'T!" Kiyama(Gran) yelled again.
"Fuck it, I'll go then. It's been so long since I visited Haruna anyway." Kidou sighed.
"Thank God! Now leave me the fuck alone! Gotta get ready for my date." Kiyama released a breath he didn't know he was holding.
"OH, SO IT IS A DATE, GRAN!" Kidou yelled yet again.
"OH, FUCK OFF!" Kiyama(Gran) finished the call.
------timeskip; Tobitaka's Cafe doors.
When Kidou entered the cafe, the tiny bell on the door rang.
"Hello! I'm here to pick up the order of Olive!" Kidou smiled.
"Oh, yes! Hold on for a second!" A guy with long silvery hair and an eyepatch on his right eye said.
"Hey, aren't you the one that usually bakes the cakes?" Kidou said.
"Oh yes! You caught me there! Our usual cashier, Midorikawa, took the day off. I'm just filling in!" the silver-haired guy laughed.
"Sakuma, right?" Kidou spoke up again.
"Yup!" Sakuma uttered.
"Are the desserts-" Before Kidou could finish his sentence, messy brown hair came out of the staff room with multiple boxes in his arms.
"Uh- 55 Chocolat au Crumble de Fraises cakes, 35 Mini Fruit Tarts, 10 Black Forest cakes, 56 chocolate biscuits and 56 vanilla biscuits for... Olive?" The pretty guy with long, messy brown hair spoke.
"T-that's me!" Kidou stuttered at the guy's prettiness.
Wasn't 'pretty' an adjective for women? Why was he using it for a MAN?
The reason is that the man was drop-dead attractive. He had pale skin and beautiful sea-green eyes that he drowned in. Oh, his hair- his hair is wild yet beautiful. He wanted to play with the pretty guy's hair so badly!
"Oh great. Why are you stuttering? Don't do that-
Well, unless you have a problem, that is-" The gorgeous man told him.
"What's your name?" Kidou said unconciously.
"Akio, Fudou Akio." Fudou introduced himself.
"Yuuto, just Yuuto." Kidou smiled.
Fudou laughed before he said: "Okay, just Yuuto."
Kidou laughed.
"Yuuto!" Haruna half-yelled.
"Haruna! Hello! I didn't see you there-" Kidou said before his sister interrupted him.
"Of course you didn't! Stop flirting with the employee!" Haruna hit his head with whatever magazine/book she was holding.
"WHAT?" Fudou unconsciously yelled while Sakuma tried his hardest to hold back a laugh.
"Fudou! Go back to your work! And you! Follow me to my office!" Haruna pointed her finger at her brother.
------ Haruna's Office.
"Kidou, you big fat gay idiot!" Haruna scolded him.
"I'm not gay!" Kidou 'defended' himself.
"Oh yeah? then what were you doing with Fudou!" Haruna said.
"I was just asking for his name-" Kidou said before his sister interrupted him again.
"YEAH! with red ears also!!" Haruna hit him with her magazine/book, AGAIN!
"I WAS NOT BLUSHING!!" Kidou yelled, feeling embarrassed.
"YES, YOU WERE! It's not wrong to be gay- what's wrong is not accepting that you are." Haruna said, yet again, while yelling.
"Whatever! I came here to say hello- and also pick up the desserts. Because Granny Old Manny, aka Gran, has a date or something." Kidou said while Haruna laughed.
------ timeskip; after the delivery; at the Kidou manor.
"Lion, oh my god! You won't believe what I saw there-" Kidou said as he entered through the kitchen door.
"Well, hello to you too, Olive." Genda(Lion) said, looking at the book he was reading.
"LISTEN! Your so-called husband was filling in for Midorikawa, who I think is going on a date with Gran. But that theory is for another day. ANYWAYS! There was this gorgeous man in the cafe, and when I tell you that man was drop-dead gorgeous, I swear!" Kidou went on his rant, not realizing that Gouenji was there the whole time.
"You done?" Gouenji asked.
"BLAZE! Why didn't you tell me you were there the whole time!" Kidou screamed in embarrassment.
"Well, I didn't wanna interrupt your little ranting session about the pretty boy." Gouenji(Blaze) smirked.
"Oh fuck off." Kidou rolled his eyes.
"Besides all that. Olive, are you gay? Thought you were straight." Genda laughed.
"Genda, I think I'm gay," Kidou said with the most blank face ever.