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"Oh Vhaaaaaaaaamp! Open the dooooooooor!"
"N,no...!"
It was a midnight. we were just chilling gazing stars and all... However, I had to admit that the tranquility between me and galvana was cut short when they start to ask something.
"So...I was wondering. Me or machine, Which do you like more?"
"W...wha..."
"Come on, It's just a simple question. Like, you seemed to be more enthusiastic when you're making something. So I just want your honest answer"
"Well... I, actually...
Eh, you already guessed. Their cute smile got turned into a crazy maniac, and I started to run in a speed of,like,260m/s. 3 seconds after, they started to run as well in a massive speed of 340m/s. Between you and me but...their face looked like a big ol' hannya... It was the most chaotic experience I've ever had...What? Why are you lookin at me like that?
[You wear a pair of sunglasses]
[Grab a pen and writes following statement]
['Timothy was running in 260m/s. 3 seconds later after his departure, Michael Started to run in 340m/s. When she will catch up with him?']
What are you doing...?! Who even is Timothy and Michael?! And why are you trying to solve this thing instead of trynna hide me?! T,this is nonsense!! Just, think of a solution to calm that crazy thunder maniac first and you can get back to...
*noise of slamming the door*
"OPEN IT OPEN IT OPEN IT!!!!!!!!!"
"GYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
[you are solving the problem while these two silly dumplings are screaming dramatically]
"No...No...s, stay away!!"
"Vhaaaaaaamp"
*noise of slamming the door*
"No....."
"Oh Vhaaaaaaaaaaaamp"
"I, I promise I'll spend more time with you...! A, and I can share tons of candies I hid in my basement, with your favorites too...!"
"..."
"D, does that sound fine...?"
"...ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGEH!!!!!!!!"
BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM
"GYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
[wear a headphone and write an equasion]
"WHY WONT YOU FOCUS ONLY ON MEEEEE?????YOU HATE MEEEEEEEEEEE?????HEEEEEEEYVHAAAAAAAAMP?!?!?!?!??!?!"
A,ahh...this is madness...! I... how couldn't I remind that beautiful rose has its pwn thorns hidden??
...Will you just finish calculating already?!?! !You're just taking too much on a very, VERY simple equa...
['Timothy was running in 260m/s. 6 seconds later after his departure, Michael Started to run in 340m/s. When she will catch up with him? ' 'Also, solve the following equasion and add with the previous answer.(P.S. It got no purpose at all though LOL)'
6√29 x 4√17/6-(25^3+35.7824/2)]
w...WHAT?!?!?!?!WHY ARE YOU CREATING MORE TASKS WHILE I'M ON THE VERGE OF BEING SLASHED IN HALF???!!!!
{"I AM CRAZY"]
Whatever, starin-contest-crashing-Iraq-lobster-wanna-be!!If you want me to be suffer in a burning milky way just say so!
[opens the door with music]
"Mwahahahaha...Now we can be together..."
Dude...! you too...? y,you,,betray...
[gives vhamp a paper]
["Read it."]
W...what do you mean read it? It has nothing to do with the actual answer!!!What was all of your "nonsense time" for???Are you stupid?!?!?!?!
【Galvana tries to attack vhamp but fails, smashed their head on the wall(?)】
"Ouchh...My husbannndoooooooooooooo Y R U avoiding meeeeeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEE"
Eek...!
["Trust me."]
Uh...128√e980...?
"...!"
...??
"...Aww that was soooo sweet of you!♡♡ I'll forgive you this time!♡♡Wub ya!!♡♡♡”
【Galvana got out of the house】
...I don't get it. I simply don't get it... You're the one heck of a crazy overseer...Loodvigg.