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This interview is with Judge Doom and his experience with the Oogie Boogie Bash. The interviewer is intrigued by him, but doesn't trust him. INT means interviewer and JD is Judge Doom.
The Judge came and sat down.
INT: "Thank you for agreeing to talk with me, today."
JD: Just stares at the interviewer.
INT: "I understand that, this is the first time you have been invited to the Oogie Boogie Bash. How is it?"
JD: "Crowded. I have to say, I didn't expect so many fans."
INT: "Did you enjoy being on stage?"
JD: "I did. I showed them my vision. And what a vision!"
INT: "The Freeway. I really think it made you happy. You light up when you talk about it."
JD: "It did." His demeanor softened. "That was forever ago."
INT: "Would you like to stop the interview?"
JD: "No, that's alright. I didn't realize that I was beloved."
INT: "You are. I have to ask you, how do you feel about the actors that portrayed you?"
JD: "I don't know. I'd like to say I enjoyed watching them. It's a strange thing to see yourself through the eyes of someone else. However, Christopher Lloyd was realistic. I think he understood that I am not just a caraterure of a villain or a two demential villain. I'm real."
INT: "Did you get a chance to walk around and speak with your fans?"
JD: "I did. I have to say that I found them strange."
INT: "In what way?"
JD: "People who are frightened by me, came anyway. I've never been very personable. I really didn't know what to expect."
INT: "This was in Disney California Adventure Park. What made you decide to go?"
JD: He contemplates the question. "It's been thirty-five years since the movie came out. I don't usually enjoy people."
INT: "That's what I was thinking. If you are going to a party or large gathering, what makes you comfortable to do so?"
JD: His smirk causes blood to go cold.
INT: "Would you like me to ask a different question?"
JD: Studies the interviewer.
INT: ...........
JD: "I decided to go so it would be done right. At least once."
INT: "What dates did you go and what dates can the fans see you?"
JD: Stares at the interviewer.
INT: "Is it a secret?"
JD: "Yes. I went to investigate them. I don't want to be interrogated."
INT: "Did you meet anyone there that you liked? Fan or performer?"
JD: Smiles a scary grin and stares.
INT: "Not my business. I respect that. Is there anything you want to say before the interview ends?"
JD: "Actually, yes. I agreed to this interview because I wanted to know why you like me."
INT: Terrified that he knows of her infatuation. "Um, ....."
JD: "You must have a reason."
INT: "Yes. I do." Flabbergasted and trying to find words, "You are really smart. You are well dressed. I don't know what else to say, except I wanted to meet you."
JD: Just stares at the interviewer.
INT: "What do you want me to say?"
JD: "I am a genius. So, it's a physical attraction then."
INT: Embarrassed. "Um........"
JD: "Very well. Would you like to go on a date with me? Then you can write something about it later."
INT: "You're asking me out? On a date?" Unsure what he had in mind, "Okay."
JD: "Okay? I don't intimate you, do I?"
INT: "Yes."
JD: "Interesting." He stood up, "I will pick you up at five. Be ready."
INT: "You know where I live?"
JD: "Of course I do." He turned and walked out.
INT: "That was Judge Doom. Have a good night everyone."