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    Sakusa Kiyoomi lives his life in certainties. He is certain that he’s the best high school ace in Japan in only his second year. He is certain that bacteria double every 20 minutes and that high schoolers have gone long enough without cleaning themselves and their things that they might as well be a booming metropolitan for the germ community. He is certain that Umeboshi is the best thing that humanity has to offer. Well, that and hand sanitizer.

    The ten assumptions Kiyoomi makes about Atsumu and himself and the times he's proven wrong. Set against the backdrop of Creep -- the cover by Post Modern Jukebox.

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