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My name is Sayo Iguana, you may admire me. Look at my scales, they are very green. They are effervescent, and sparkle purple and blue in the sun. Behold my fangs, they are very long and pointy and good for the sucking of juice. I have many sharp claws, which are used for fast mischief, and wings which I use to fly up and reach the highest fruits. The red fruits are the most for sucking the juice of. Sometimes I suck the blood of the people who live in the house of Sayo Iguana. It is my house and they are my people. Sometimes I miss being just the most iguana, but I do like flying up high and dropping down on Sayo Warm Magic. Sayo Warm Magic's warm magic did not allow iguanas to go into the bathhouse, which is wrong because the bathhouse is the bathhouse of Sayo Iguana, who is me. But now I am the most vampire, and I can go wherever I am invited, and Sayo Laughing Bird invites me everywhere.