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Why the fuck would anyone believe that I an assassin sent to kill the ambassador of Japan who lives in Us of all places for what?  Who knows I just know that guy is a human behind round glasses that occupies half of his existence, cuz I'm sure he's identity is purely based on those specs of his ,other than his white collar job , of course. 

I was sent to  instigate his murder not actually stain my hands with his blood , by his homeland. 

Assassination of an white collared high end freak with infidelity tendency is completely normal,  like right now, this guy wanted to fuck with Japan by getting under the zip of America .

I was sent by his crazy ex of a country Japan to poison him for a promise of reduction in sentence. 

Oh, yeah I forgotto tell you I'm a criminal with a record of homicide or genocide perhaps both with a suicidal tendency. 

And of course Japan is obsessed with me enough to sentence for life in his beautiful home the Tokyo prison with a harem of its own Japan lives happily ever after. 

Having been deemed as smart beyond belief, I was used by the country ,for the country's safety on many occasions. 

So as usual, departing from Japan to land on the lands of capitalists, I climbed the stairs of US370 without thinking much, prolly my biggest mistake. 

Dozed off like I always do but I woke up to the turbulence that weirdly  reminded me of the time, I received a lap dance by this hottie that I don't remember or I don't actually care enough to do so, sorry that's not important apparently. 

So it brings me to the present that a elderly woman who was loosing her shit, cuz apparently we are doomed. 

The flights wings or whatever it is on fire. 

After a hour or two of take off. 

Oh shit. 

So there was screamings and all the funny display of human survival instincts of the passengers. 

Everyone who had suddenly got hit by the adrenaline called fear were freaking out. Yeah yeh that's the right word. 

But I didn't feel any not so surprisingly, 

Being on the verge of death is always been part of my normalcy or normality umm excuse me. 

I dazai osamu, unconsciously  accepted my incoming death and was apparently grinning like a mad man that I'm which actually had that old woman almost dying. 

Irony,  when the  actually awaited fall of  the flight happened in the middle of the ocean, I didn't even brace myself, I just fell. .to my death. Oh so peaceful death here, I come is what I was chanting. 

THAT'S WHAT I FUKIN THOUGHT WOULD HAPPEN! !??

BUT INSTEAD THAT OLD LADY THAT FU-# OLD LADY HAD ACTUALLY PUSHED ME OFF WITH A GUARD ON ME. .

DON'T ASK FOR DETAILS. 

i don't know how or what instead of drowning with all of them, I now find myself breathing in a sea shore! !

Opening my eyes that's hazy because of all the mud and water, I stay still even though I'm breathing there's some hindrance in my body, I can feel it but I can't say what it was. 

So considering its a sea shore accepting my fate I wait for an aid.

Counting 1, 2, 3 I drift back and forth from my conscious. 

...

..

No one. 

Literally no one. 

Came. 

Willing myself to turn around and observe. 

I find no traces of humans at all and indeed I see sea all around. 

Fuck all right. 

I'm stranded in the middle of nowhere. 

Hahaha 

Hahaha 

A hysterical laughter is what I could muster. 

Wow. 

What a beautiful turn of events .

Apparently the hindrance, I was talking about was the bleeding leg. 

Some flight debris had torn my leg flesh open enough to bleed and to sting like hell. 

Oh did I hate pain, I fukin did. 

Groaning to myself, I stretched myself and looked around for anything that would help me stop the bleeding. 

And my dumbass self found a seweed and was gunning for it. 

In my distress, I failed to notice the sun hitting the ground, sea in my situation. 

The big round ball of fire got submerged into the never ending bowl of water. 

Seems fitting for a sunset. 

And this apparently no human island too had inhabitants that is not human. 

And are nocturnal I guess, considering the rustling sound I hear the moment its dark. 

They had finally sniffed my blood .

Rummaging my pockets for what you ask? 

Yes for gun Obviously. 

But actually for the micro parts of it. 

That I was allowed to carry by the government itself. 

So now I had a gun to defend myself. 

But to my surprise  nothing approached from the back. 

But instead the waves started acting weird. 

You can ask me what can be weird about it.its waves for fuck sake.  

But of course, my vision which had fortunately adjusted for the night light. 

Had seen something that's unbelievable as I said none of you would believe me. 

Two predatory eyes drowned and drowning inside the apparent moving waves stared at me. 

Freezing  me on spot. 

Cuz, I have a feeling that if I move that I might die in the most painful way possible. 

I just know, I have experience with cats trust me when I say this. 

That creature which created a odd way of the moving waves. 

Stalked my way. ..

While still having eye contact with me  .

It slid from the ocean swiftly. 

Wait what.  

It had a tail  .

But it's not surprising it came from the ocean of course. 

What's surprising is that's it's half human appearance. 

Face of a young man in his twenties, grey eyes, .

Lips pulled into a frown, and strikingly long orange hair that almost covered his beautiful face. .beautiful?  No, I didn't say that .

 Um So his hair that touched his shoulder. 

And a glistening abs, yes abs. 

Sigh ,as my eyes fully diverted to his big long fish tail. 

A black fish tail? 

In fiction, this creature is called something  .

Mermaid, ariel? 

 That traditional  laced bra is nowhere to see so unfortunately. .

It's a man. 

Unless that creature had done a surgery on it. 

Which is most likely not? 

So this man, Mer-man had actually surrounded me  while I was immersed in my discoveries of him. 

You can't blame me he was glistening orange candy for my hungry eyes .indeed, I shrugged off the danger that lurked close enough for my comfort. 

But nevertheless , I continued the gills that I missed was near his left side of neck .

Like a freshly opened  wound it looked sensitive and moving. 

My eyes shimmered with a deadly curiosity. 

Deadly because I can sense the creature sniffing. 

The blood yes. 

My bleeding leg that I forgot about. 

Now my body actually sensed and fully felt the shiver in my spine that clearly set the alarms off in my head. 

I panicked internally and searched for solutions in my head to escape from the threat of a man -fish  .

The myths of mermaids eating human made my frozen figures breath stop for a minute.

But the seemingly calm creature hissed as if sensing my thoughts. 

In a swift movement it had totally occupied my personal space. 

And I find myself  pinned in the beach sand with finned hands on both sides of my vulnerable self. 

Gazing at my wounded leg, and making a once over from my head to toe. 

The creatures eyes finally held my gaze with a unknown pressure that almost made me whimper. 

It had a staring contest with me and my suicidal self deemed it necessary that I stare back at it with an equal passion? 

Passion? 

I don't know that's what I sensed in those bottomless grey eyes or should I say predatory gaze of it was quite passionate enough for me to reciprocate .

In the quiet contest of confining gazes a rough hand that's sharp  enough to peel my skin off caressed my cheeks. 

This caught me off guard and I find myself embarrassingly pliant in those dangerous hands off his. 

Oh God. 

Glistening strong  abs and biceps of a boxer  in the moonlight, long wavy orange hair. 

Any women would love to be me for this temptation of a creature. With a tail. 

And I shyly admit I'm enjoying this even if it's the last thing I do before I find myself in hell. 

The caressing hands sneakily no so confidently slid down my cheeks to neck. 

So I don't know what made me open my mouth but thanks to God's I did. 

"Umm, I'm not gay ".

......

I must I have a death wish is what I concluded the minute the creature's expressionless face contorted into something akin to blood lust.

With a sneer escaping it's mouth, the hands on my neck converted into a grip close enough to choke me. 

Choke me?

See my muddled brain actually focused on that part instead of focusing on the apparent danger that I'm in. 

Praise the Lord ig. 

As if whatever I uttered in the gap of air that the creature had allowed me to breath till now was the most annoying thing it had ever heard. 

That creatures body  shaking with anger  .

Veins popping. Quite hot. .

 It brought  it's face to close to me and invaded the little space it had given me. 

Almost touching its torso and mine together glaring at me with eyes full of what called years of hostility, no looks like a lifetime of anger filled in its eyes. 

Making me rethink my life decisions, did I know this creature before? 

This lifetime, did I? 

Why those eyes hold so much depth in it and look as if it holds a lifetime of emotions enough for both of us. 

Gleaming with what called genuine relief, anger, uncertainty. 

I'm sure I'm seeing this creature for the firsttime, considering I never had ever came across something that's as beautiful as this creature in front of me. 

Hammering me to the ground a quite but breathtaking voice resounded in my mind. 

That it took decades for me to comprehend. 

Whispering but growling  it uttered. 

Hissingly came a voice in my trance induced head registered it when the creatures eyes wavered while saying so. 

 "Bastard".

My eyes widened. 

Bastard??

This nickname which I'm very familiar with. 

How did you know?  Is what I wanted to ask. 

Instead I find myself with a stinging pain in my cheeks, oh.

I'm kissed. .

I mean slapped by this creature. 

I'm not offended nor scared. 

As cliché as this might sound  .

I find this slap was done with love. 

Registering this late and slow as always 

I dramatically  emmitted a sound that's close to a embarrassing whine. 

"Aww ".

 I looked back faking a flash of hurt in my eyes. 

And to my surprise, that creatures eyes softened almost immediately .

Catching me off  guard once again that creatured pecked me in the same place it slapped. 

Now I'm certainly blushing. 

As a deep rumble left it's chest while the wet lips touched my skin  an electric shock passed through my heart and hit my soul. 

As I wide eyed stared at the moving waves. 

I have a feeling that I really don't think anyone would believe this. 

I don't think anyone would believe me if I say this , cuz I prolly wouldn't. 

I think I found my soul mate , that's apparently a merman, orange haired , grey eyes black tail. 

And he slaps. 

Pecks. 

I wish he could do more than that. 

But somethings wrong with me though. 

I see moving dots in the field of my vision. 

Oh my bleeding leg. 

While that creature is curiously caressing my black curls, I scumbeg to the darkness. 

Author note :

I tried something people. Tell me if I made some mistakes and correct me. 

Yes that creature is chuuya. 

Vls~