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No Fic Like Crackfic

Summary:

A song parody about crackfics :)

Notes:

(See the end of the work for notes.)

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My neighbours ask me what I was reading yesterday

And why I took my tabs and hid them all away

I quickly turn my face before I start to blush

'Cause frankly, there is nothing I can say

I've always had a thing for pushing the extremes

And I've just got a thing you won't find in the libraries

This piece of media has made me want to read

But normal stories aren’t really for me

‘Cause is no fic like crackfic

Things go off the rails real quick

in most crack fics yeah those fics

Time to spend my day on AO3

For pretty much any piece of media that there is there

is probably something that you will find enjoyable

But there is one genre That you may have heard of

I’m sure you know what I’m referring to

As I read more fics, crackfics

Somehow I’m getting invested

Are you reading crack fic?

Usually for me that is the case!

‘Cause there is no fic like crackfic

Incognito gets a click

Don’t end now crackfic

Make me so shocked that I go speechless

Oh lovely crackfics, crackfics,

Crackfics, crackfics

Crackfics, crackfics

Ya-da-da-da-da-da-da...

Notes:

Honestly the main reason that I’m posting this is because I now have the chance to be an AO3 author stereotype. So, what tragedy has befallen me today? Well, my grandma (the one that I hadn’t cut out of my life) died last night. Yes I’m still in denial why do you ask?