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2023-10-29
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2023-10-29
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Ramshackle Nine-Nine

Summary:

So, what happens when a holy man, a con man and an isekai protagonist live under one roof?

An au where Fellow is essentially a big loser and also a high school dropout! And now he can return to school for some fucking reason. So now Yuu is stuck with a French handkerchief snuffing rat, a grown ass man that’s like Sam’s age, a monster flame spouting cat, a couple of friendly ghosts and the cutest mute pre-teen known to man all under the same roof! What could wrong here? What could go wrong at all?

The answer might shock you!

(It won’t actually, because its everything. Literally anything and everything will go wrong.)

Brought to you from a random thought I had on twitter that spiraled out of control.

Notes:

Fun Fact: Every chapter if they are done, will have one decent sized reference to a Disney movie. Some more obvious than others. These are my hidden mickeys to you. :) First one to find it and state the title of the movie can suggest a character interaction (two people of choice only) that I’ll work into the next chapter.

Chapter 1: Disclaimer - Rambling

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Ramble Warnings- Skip this page if you don’t care! :)

Hello everyone! This silly little brainworm came into existence with no pretense other than its funny. I am a VERY non-committal person. So do not hold high expectations of this being finished and do not expect real/consistent writing cuz I suck at writing fiction. Especially dialogue literally and grammatically! That all proper skill was lost in the academic war. I will not proofread for this either because I suck at grammar. We die like degenerates here.  This is supposed to be comedic (hopefully I succeed) I have NO idea what I’m doing and I apologize this is kind of like my first public made fanfiction.

The Playful Land event is not over at the time of writing! Only Book 1 existed when I started…I have no idea what happens, so I made everything else up and we roll with it. :P But most people do not like Fellow after the whole take over your bodies and make you puppets thing so a lot animosity for him.

I am classifying French as “Fleurish” because France isn’t real in TWST. However, for the purpose of making somewhat catholic actions, pretend some kind of God exists, I guess. Rollo will be now dubbed a “Fleurian” because I say so.

Yuu is denser than a neutron star, EVERYONE loves/likes Yuu no exceptions.

I write with in mind to the EN dialogue style…sorry for the jp truthers idc its funny

I am a Yuu x basically anyone supporter so if anyone seems flirty then well too bad, I already warned you.

AceYuu is very real and Ace will be depicted with an obvious one sided crush

MalleYuu is just as real and Malleus will be depicted with an obvious one sided crush, but isn’t in denial like the above

DeuYuu is possibly real, but like Yuu they are dense to themselves. Deuce will act like normal probably.

If I mischaracterize your fave, its for the narrative and nothing else.

Pronoun Jumpscares if these characters even show up!

Yuu – GN, They/them

Lilia – They/them

Idia – They/he

Vil – Genderfluid, everyone is excused with They to be safe, but the preferred pronouns between he/she rotate. Rook always knows without asking without fail…just listen to Rook you can never be wrong if they are around.

Everyone else can be a he, because I’m not really strict on my usage for anyone else