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(Sasuke POV)
"Naruto, Are you sure that this is a good idea? I mean have you ever actually cooked before?"
The blonde snickers "Nope but how hard could possibly be, a recipe is a recipe, and ninja dexterity is ninja dexterity." I grin
"With words like those how could we possibly fail" so with that I dash over to the cabinet I gently pull out the. Trying to slice them with a Kunai. It doesn't go very well. The kunai doesn't thinly slice the tomatoes, it just crushes them while cutting them. Naruto on the other hand cutting the Peppers is having much better luck. My eyes widened.
"Are you covering those blades in wind release? Are you using ninjutsu in the kitchen?" The blond points to a Shadow clone just adding spices to Chicken stock heating it to a boil. I sigh and with a shrug I say.
"Eh, what the hell" with that I light the fire in the grill outside with a Katon and just start smoking pork.
I quickly toss on some vegetable skewers. Once it cooks I toss the vegetables and pork in the chicken stock. I add a dash of Cream Whiskey while Naruto isn't looking before putting it in the storage seal on my wrist.
"Ahhh, Sasuke how did it go," I smirk.
With only 40 more minutes me and Naruto sit down with a bowl of steaming hot ramen or as Naruto calls it "The Food Of The Gods".
"Wow Sasuke this is no ichiraku but it's pretty good Ya' Know!" With a grin he slups down the ramen. Suddenly he gasps and then to me with a glare.
"AH What Did you do TEME!" I hold my hands up in surrender before I hand him the bottle of Cream Whiskey.
The blonde pauses as steam seems to come out of his ears.
"A-Are you trying to get me drunk" I shake my head vigorously.
"No way sweetheart that much heat burned off all the alcohol all that was left was the flavors" the Blonde pouts.
"I wouldn't have minded if you had tried" Suddenly the blond rips the bottle out of my hand. Then he downs it.
"Naruto, Are you OK, what the fuck were you thinking"
The blonde grins and waves it off "I'll be fine the big Fox Burns off all that alcohol anyway, my system counts it as a poison." I sigh in relief.
"Explain next time you do something batshit insane please" the blonde scratches his head and nods.
What a strange first cooking experience.