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It was a normal day in the Isle of the Lost;, well, at least it was for everyone inside the Isle. It would have been an outraging day for anyone outside. The VK's started the morning with another stealing-candy-from-babies stunt and played music way too loud that even people on the other side of the Isle could hear it. Meaning Uma's crew could hear every word and melody of the song the VK's were blasting loudly. Gil, as usual, were singing along and dancing a lil' dancey dance, meanwhile Uma growled and hissed at anyone who even brought up one word about the VK's and their some kind of 'princess glittery pop' music. Harry was feeling good about today. He put on a little more guyliner, a little more accessorizing than usual, his best jacket ( It was a tattered wine-colored leather jacket with an outrageous amount of zippers and stupid patches that said shit like 'feeling bananas' or 'bad boi' on it. He loved it because it was slightly weird and fitting with almost every garment in his closet. ) was out of the closet and on his torso, and he felt good. Well, he didn't expect any compliments, because 'ew. What the hell are compliments anyway? I thought that was some kind of insult that only Auradon freaks use.'.
He was quietly vibing to the music when someone tapped him on his shoulder.
" HEY!! "
" What? "
It was a guy with short brown hair and a funky nose who was wearing a weird thingie. ' Blehg, What kind of Color is that? Way too light, honestly. '
" You are Sir Harry, Harry hook, correct? "
" Sir Harry Hook that is, mate. why're ya searchin' for me? "
Harry cackled. 'Sir Harry Hook. That's fuckin' weird, if ya ask me. '
" The Newly crowned King of Auradon, King Benjamin Florian, has requested your participation in the Auradon-Isle of the Lost reunation programme. Fellow Potential participants include personelles such as, Madam Maleficent Bertha, Princess Evie, and Jay Jafar. The king would like a response by tomorrow dawn. Farewell. "
" Wha- "
The guy left just as fast as he came up to Harry. Dang, he had fast legs. He thought about the interaction and how waddley the guy was, and then it dawned on him. The fucking king of fucking Auradon had just been like 'come to Auradon. It's legal for you and 3 more of you to come over because i said so. '. It fucking pissed him off that the king had power to legalize and free the people of the Isle of the Lost and he just hadn't. Sure, Harry knew how politics worked and knew that the people of Auradon would probably overthrow the king if he actually did, but it still pissed him off.
Was he going to go? Hell yeah.
He knew he was going to miss his crewmates, especially since all of the other people invited were the VK's. But he really wanted to go. He desperately needed to fuck up Auradon. Him and his crew had been considered the less chaotic of the two main groups on the Isle recently, and he didn't like that at all. Him and Uma's crew had been the most problematic since... forever. It was only because the VK's was feeling a little bit more childish and irrational lately that they were being considered more problematic. Sure, maybe they were. Because the VK's were fucking pussies and were being controlled by their parents. While the VK's were considered more of a Royal group, the Lost Revenges Crew consisted of the abandoned, cast aways and runaways. They were free. No parents, no adults to rule over them.
Anyway, Uma and Gil would actually try to kill him if he didn't tell them and the whole crew about this earlier on.
" HEY! "
several aggressive 'hey's responded to him as he entered the ship.
" WHERE'S CAP'AIN? "
" IN HA' ROOM, MATE! "
Harry burst through Uma's door and yelled,
" AYE, AYE! "
Uma frowned. As much as she loved her first mate and her crewmates, she really found the 'barging through the door' thing annoying. But she also knew that they did it because she found it annoying.
" What, Hook? Found another turtle nest? "
" Nah, Cap'ain. sumthin much, much better. "
" Stop teasing and spill. "
Harry grinned. Uma didn't like that grin. Something was going on here.
" I got invited by prince benny, to go to Auradon! "
" ...What? "
Uma was dumbfounded. The fucking who invited Harry to fucking where? Surely this had to be a joke. Surely this was another stupid prank that Harry had thought was funny.
" It ain't a joke, Cap! The fuckin' Auradon guy came over and told me! have ta go by... Tomorrow. "
" ...Are you sure, Hook? "
" Pretty sure, yeah. "
" Do ya want to go? "
" YEAH! Well, i really want ta fuck up Auradon, cap. "
Harry snickered. Uma knew that look. That was trouble. Pure chaos and trouble was stirring up inside Harry, and Uma knew she didn't want that kind of fuckery in her ship right now. She loved Harry platonically with her life, but she really didn't want his shenanigans in her ship. She normally would have either forcefully or willingly sent Harry to the VK's side to fuck things up for them, but...
Auradon?
That was something else. Something of a bigger scale.
Uma liked it.
" Sure. Go. Make sure to fuck everything up. No pressure though, yeah? "
" That's ma cap! Thanks, cap'ain! "
Harry left as fast as he arrived.
Uma felt a sigh and a laugh coming out of lungs. This was their pattern. This was how things worked for them. They were a crew, and they all loved each other like family, but this was just how things worked for them. Harry was a free soul, that couldn't be constrained. He did whatever the fuck he wanted to do, and people loved him for it. He left when he wanted to, and he came back when he wanted to. This time, Uma only hoped that Harry would come back before his birthday.
At the same time, she knew he wouldn't. She knew how good of a place Auradon was. Ursula was a cruel parent, and showed no care for her. But something that Ursula infinitely craved was Auradon. Uma constantly heard tales and facts about the place from her mother. According to her, Ursula had been in an affair with some Auradon guy before they decided to imprison all villains and people associated with villains in a tiny Island.
But enough about her.
She only hoped that Harry wouldn't overly fuck up Auradon and end up getting killed.
Harry started to pack up all of his things into some random bags from someone or somewhere. All of his clothes were smooshed into one duffle bag, with his eyeliner on top. He could close up the bag, but who cared anyway. The next bag was filled with more personal stuff. Like photos, albums, and accessories. One photo of his dad with his mom. About 20 photos of him with his crew. 3 Photos of baby Harry. All of the photos were carefully stacked into one mildly tall pile and then was stashed into a pink frilly bag that was just... there.
' Done! '
Then Gil barged into the room.
" HARRY? ARE YOU REALLY LEAVING? "
He looked literally panicked as he huffed, out of breath because he probably had charging non stop from where he had previously been.
" Yeah, Gil. I'm leavin' t'morrow! To fuckin' Auradon, mate! Gah, im thrilled to fuck things up for everyone and everybody. "
" Yeah, cool. Harry... can i go with you? "
" ... i don't think i'm allowed to... "
" ... "
" But since when did i care, yeah? Sure, ya can tag along if ya can, aye? "
" Yay! "
Gil instantly put a smile on his face. Really, he just wanted to be with harry. He loved everyone on the ship, really. But Harry was his favorite person out of all of them.
Harry cackled. Gil was always one of his best mates. Even though it was quite obvious that Gil liked him romantically( Even though Gil himself didn't realize ) he thought Gil was a really cool guy. It wasn't Gil's fault that Harry was so charming.
" AYE! 'ARRY! "
" AYE YURSELVES! "
The other crewmates barged through the door yet again. Poor door. It had to be smashed through quite often.
" Is it true that you're going to Auradon? "
" Yup. "
Harry giggled. He was giddy just thinking about the fact that he was rightfully invited to fuck up Auradon. Well, not exactly, but they were asking for it if they had the audacity to invite him over.
" So... you're leaving? When? "
" Tomorrow? "
" And you're... already all packed up? "
" Yup! "
The crew was confused. They had never seen him act so excited. Well, they had seen him get mildly excited over 'hooking' someone, or meeting stray turtles, but never this excited.
" Wow... That's like, really soon. "
" Yup! "
" Harry, is 'Yup' the only word in your vocabulary right now? "
" Yup! "
Harry wasn't listening. He was too busy admiring his hook.
" Harry, you forgot your hook polish. "
" WHAT- Aye! Ya tricked me! "
" Well, you weren't listening. "
He growled.
" Do. Not. Mess. With. My. Hook. "
" Yeah, yeah, mate. "
They walked away with Gil, who was being forcefully pulled by them. ( " Hey! I wanted to stay with Harry! " " Shut up Gil. " )
Harry went back out the ship to where the VK's were. He just wanted to hang out, you know, get to know his future Auradon mates... Nah, he was bored.
The first member he saw was Jay.
" Aye, Gorgeous Face. Heard ya were goin' to Auradon? "
Jay felt his cheeks getting hotter. He knew that this damned creature flirted with every existing soul on this planet, but it still made him feel like he had butterflies in his stomach.
" Yup. Why? "
" Ah, Yes. I heard from prince Benny's little servant just this morn'. I'm goin' ta Auradon. "
Harry giggled, stepping closer to Jay. Jay felt his heartbeat racing.
' Why is he like this? Why am I like this? Why do i even like this guy? '
While Jay was contemplating his life decisions and if he should throw his body into the ocean or not, another familiar voice joined the conversation.
" Hey, Jay. ...What are you doing with Harry Hook? "
Jay tried to answer,but Harry was quicker.
" Well, I was bein' friendly and all nicey nicey to this little pup, Got problems, Bertha? "
Mal groaned. She hated it when anybody called her that. And she hated it even more when Harry did it, because his Scottish accent made it even more eccentric and grandma-ish. Meanwhile, Jay was dying.
' Pup. Pup. Pup. Pup. Pup. '
" Shut up, hookie boy. Go back to your master and leave Jay alone. "
" Well, if that's what Bertha wants, then that's what Bertha gets. "
Harry hook did a small bow, then ran over to Evie, who was too occupied on her mirror and makeup.
" AYE! "
Evie freaked out and smeared lipstick way out of her lipline and dropped her mirror.
" GOSH! HARRY! "
Harry cackled as he ran away and dodged Mal's spells.
" SEE YA LATER! "
It was another heart-fulfilling day for Harry hook, and it was not for everyone else.
" Hell, that guy just lives to be a menace, doesn't he? "
Mal was sure that Harry hook was a creation that captain hook left behind before he somehow left The Isle of the Lost to venture the seas purely to annoy and petter the people left behind.
" Jay, what did harry say to you? "
" ...Um... it seems like he's the last person to join us on our trip to Auradon. "
" WHAT?! "