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Heroes of Olympus but the Giants Are the Good Guys

Summary:

Literally the whole joke is that the Giants were born to be the anti-Olympians but the Olympians aren't good people so what if that meant the Giants were good people (like Damasen but with everyone not just Ares you know?). Only two chapters so far because that's all the funny I could come up with but maybe I'll add more later on.

Chapter 1: Rise of the Anti-Zeus!

Summary:

Jason and his friends were able to fend off against Khione and her pack of wolves. But now they're faced with an even greater enemy, the king of the Giants himself!

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

Jason, Leo, and Piper watched in horror as the gigantic earthen spire crumbled apart from the inside. Before them stood a Giant, one that appeared far bigger and more intimidating than Enceladus had been. He stood over thirteen meters tall, with thick green scaly legs, and green hair braided with the weapons of the countless demigods he had defeated in battle. 

Piper gulped. Leo let out a whimper. Even Jason seemed intimidated. Hera realized that it was up to her to hold the team together.

"Keep steady young heroes," she said. "If you work together, you can defeat this him, just as you defeated Khione."

"You really think so?" asked Jason. "But he's the king of the Giants, the one designed to oppose your husband and my father."

"I am certain you can," Hera replied. "Besides, this might just be one of Gaea's tricks and they haven't resurrected Porphyrion, but a lesser Giant instead. After all, we don't know for certain that this is the specific Giant who was born to oppose my husband Zeus in every way."

The Giant spoke.

"Hello everyone, I believe in respecting women and that rape is bad and enthusiastic consent is important."

The demigods screamed in terror. Hera sighed.

"Okay fine, I guess this is the real Porphyrion..."

Notes:

Honestly, I think "Zeus bad and rapist" is such low hanging fruit but man it's hard to resist sometimes.