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Seven-Year-Old Mayla Lupa is wandering in the woods when she went further deeper than the usual path that she promised her mother to stay on. As she went into the shadowy forest, the energy in the air shifted. Suddenly, she felt as if her body was swimming through shallow waters but she knew that there was no water. But she wasn’t afraid because she was used to this feeling. Mayla was about to travel outside of her own world to another. She has been doing this for a while. Then she saw multiple lights ahead and walked towards them. Mayla found herself in a strange place where there were more buildings and they seemed to be glowing. The roads were paved in concrete stone with yellow and white paint on them. And wagons made of steel but no horses. Then one building caught her attention, “House of Mouse”. Mayla snuck inside while there were crowds of people going inside. She looked around in awe as there were strange and unusual people. There was a face in the mirror on the wall.
“Save it, Queenie. Everyone’s fairer than you.” The face in the mirror said.
Mayla snickered.
She managed to bump into three duck boy creatures and convinced them to do a prank to order pizza. Later, Bobby was delivering the pizzas at the back door. Mayla and Donald Duck’s nephews are inside a trench coat, wearing a top hat, sunglasses, and fake arms through the sleeves. Using the arms to shove the dollars through the crack of the doors.
“Here!” Mayla said in a deep, gruff voice.
“Oh thanks.” Bobby said as he accepted the money. “Do you want change?”
“No, keep it!”
Bobby handed the pizzas to the fake arms. “So you ordered a lotta of pizzas, huh?”
“it’s a party-uh, we’re having a party. To celebrate…our togetherness?”
“Dude, I love parties! Can I come?!” Bobby asked.
Dewey was struggling to hold onto one of the fake arms. After there was no answer,
“Oh okay. See ya.”
But as Bobby was about to leave, Dewey dropped the arm. When Bobby saw what happened, he stood there in shock with his mouth open.
“….Ouch! My arm! I mean, my fake arm! The one that I have when I lost my real arm.”
“Woah, I’m so sorry. Do you need any help?” Bobby asked.
“No, no. It’s against my religion to accept help. But you can keep the arm, a gift from me to you.”
“Really? Cool!” Then Bobby turned around to P.J. “DUDE, I GOT A ARM!!!”
“Oh, alright?!” P.J. replied.
The two pizza delivery boys left and the kids in the trench coat got out to eat some pizza.
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A couple of weeks later, Mayla returned to the world of Toontown or Spoonerville. She eventually got used to modern technology and became fascinated by it. Mayla got a hold of a toy called the Jack-In-A-Box. The music played “Pop Goes The Weasel”. Then she got a hilarious prank idea. Mayla stole one of Captain Hook’s cannons and redesigned it to go off simply by cranking the handle and after the song ends. The cannon exploded with confetti. Now…she just needs a new victim of her genius prank. Who will it be? Then she noticed the thanksgiving gathering at the House of Mouse and grinned.
She knew who her target was!
Inside the nightclub, Radcliffe made a face as Pocahontas and John Smith made a speech about being thankful for their people in understanding that-blah, blah, blah.
Then they walked off stage as Stephen got on stage and welcomed all of the villains including Maleficent. Just as Radcliffe was letting words go in one ear and out the other, Wiggins tapped his shoulder and whispered that a child wished to speak with him privately. Radcliffe reluctantly got up and walked outside to the balcony of the nightclub. He sees a string that leads him to the cannon. When Radcliffe followed the string to the end, he found a note that reads “Look inside”. Just as he was looking inside of the cannon, he felt a pair of tiny yet very strong hands pushed him inside and he got stuck inside the cannon. Radcliffe struggled to get out as he heard music playing a joyful tone…almost like a child’s toy. Then the music stopped and there was a loud BOOM!!! Radcliffe screamed like a little girl as he flew across the sky and landed in a thanksgiving balloon parade where he accidentally popped the pilgrim balloon!
Meanwhile, Mayla laughed her head off as she witnessed her work!
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Her next prank victim was Hades. Mayla decided to choose a simple prank after dunking panic, one of Hades’ minions, in the toilet. Mayla grabbed a wrench and crawled into the Underworld’s pipes. Mayla switched the pipes around. After she finished, she crawled out and waited until Hades had to use the bathroom. Mayla quietly snickered as she heard Hades trying to flush the toilet before he realized that the river Styx was flushing instead and screamed for his minions to come and fix the damn toilet!
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Months went by and it was Halloween once again. It was also Mayla’s eighth birthday. So she decided to prank the entire House of Mouse. Mayla brought her shoebox of mummified animal remains.
“I've never fit into any category, always deemed an outcast
Since I was in Sunday school and all the cool kids said I was weird”
Mayla walked into the House of Mouse. Then a group of Disney Princesses approached her and looked at her.
“It's exactly the same, they say, "Why do you dress that way?
Why do you act that way? Why don't you dress like me?"
Mayla didn’t like how they were judging her so she decided to show them her “collection” and smiled as the princesses ran away, screaming!
“So is that what you really wanna say to me?
You're playing games with me
Telling me if I'm unkind, still you abandon me
Calling me words I'm not, painting a picture that's false”
Mayla then wandered off and hid as the Disney Villains took over the nightclub for an hour.
“You must not know my heart, but I know it isn't your fault
You live in a world in your clutch, you don't get out very much
Living in the fake world, full of facades and chaotic behavior
You pull the lever for fun, yell, "Fire!", then you run”
Mayla smiles wide as she sees the matches and gasoline. She giggled as she set the match on fire and watched it spread!
“Fire drill, what would happen if a nuke just hit?
Would you say "bye" to your family? Would you post about it?
Fire drill, if it all went up in flames one day
Would you give your mom a hug before your house burned away?
It kills, I wish the best for you
And you think I ignore you too, but
Really, I'm tryna live my own life
And be present more, and so should you, it's alright to”
Mayla managed to get outside as all of the villains made it out. Just as Mickey was considering putting on his wizard costume to battle Jafar. Mayla happily and quietly was roasting marshmallows as the other Disney characters were in an argument with the villains and the fire truck arrived to put out the flames.
“Crying inside
'Cause nothing I say ever comes out right
We're on the same side
If I'm honest with you, you just run and hide”
The news reporter arrived and the cameraman caught a glimpse of Mayla smiling creepy into the camera as if to say, “They’ll never know.”
“I'm bad at public speaking
But I'm speaking now so hear me out (Shut up)
I personally believe that everyone is fully capable
Of more than what they're doing, all of the bullying
All of the screwin' around with people
They don't even really know, oh (Blah, blah, blah)
Eatin' a hate soufflé, and an angry bitter sorbet
All 'cause you were bored one day
Losing your wits and your grace”
Mayla snuck the matches into Jafar’s pocket and when the police searched him, they found the matches.
“Fire drill, what would happen if a nuke just hit?
Would you say "bye" to your family? Would you post about it?
Fire drill, if it all went up in flames one day
Would you give your mom a hug before your house burned away?
It kills, I wish the best for you
And you think I ignore you too, but
Really, I'm tryna live my own life
And be present more, and so should you, it's alright to”
“I swear, that’s not mine!” Jafar cried.
“It’s tru-" Cruella tried to explained before one of the officers interrupt her.
“Tell it to King Mickey.” The police said as they escorted him to the police car. Mickey smirked.
“I am not the government
I am not the fucked up men
I am not a part of anything that is hateful
Love is seeping out my pores, I don't hold anger anymore
Even for people who hurt and betray me (Okay)
I am not the government
I am not the fucked up men (Gross)
I am not a part of anything that is hateful
Love is seeping out my pores, I don't hold anger anymore
Even for people who hurt and betray me”
Mayla was happily eating chocolate (and getting drunk off her ass) when she decided to leave. She stumbled her way into the shadowy alleyway and left behind the destruction that she caused.
“Fire drill, what would happen if a nuke just hit?
Would you say "bye" to your family? Would you post about it?
Fire drill, if it all went up in flames one day
Would you give your mom a hug before your house burned away?
It kills, I wish the best for you
And you think I ignore you too, but
Really I'm tryna live my own life
And be present more, and so should you, it's alright to”
The firemen finally put out the flames.
“I’m getting out of here!” Mayla said as she disappeared into the shadows.
End