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Dazai was sitting in the office doing nothing like always trying to balance a pencil on his nose
When the woman next to him said something” hey dazai ?” yosano asked
Dazai dropped his pencil, jumped a little, then turned so he could be facing her “ yeah~?” he smiled
“What is that on your finger?”she asked, pointing to the shining ring on dazai finger that looked too nice to wear to a place like work, it was silver with nice little diamonds going all round it.
Dazai looked at his finger then back at her “ do you mean my ring?” he asked knowing what she was asking.
“ Yeah, I don't really see you as a jewelry type of guy” tanizaki said from behind his desk where Naomi was shaking her head agreeing with her brother. “ Is there a special occasion you're wearing?”
Dazai chuckled a little bit “ no, not really it was just my wedding ring so i thought why not wear it.” he answered, looking back down at his finger and smiling at it.” You know, i thought i should start wearing it”
Kunikida spit out his water “ your what!!” he looked up from his computer wiping off the water that was dripping off his chin.
“ my wedding ring-?” dazai smiled then looked around the room to see shocked faces “ wait i didn't tell you guys i was married?” he said, holding his hand up to his cheat.
“ no” Kunikida said darkly.
“Surprise”
“ God help the poor woman that decided to marry you,” Kunikida rolled his eyes. Then took in another sip of his water.
“ what are you trying to imply, kunikida~?” At this point dazai was just making a joke out of this. So he holds his hand up to his chest again like he was hurt.
“ that you'll be a shitty husband”
“I mean his wife. Had to marry him for a reason he can't be that bad ” atsushi said looking up at kunikida
“ Yeah, thank you for that atsushi, he can't be the only one who got my side” dazai resorts while pointing a finger at the other boy nodding his head.
While ranpo was over there laughing his head off “ I swear to god dazai” he said trying to catch his breath.
Atsushi looked ranpo “ ranpo do you know something we don't?” he frowned
“ i always know something you guys don't”
“Fair” tanizaki says form across the room
“Do we know her?” keji asked softly
Dazai nod his head while spinning his chair again to see the boy “ technically…..yes”
“Seriously” tanizaki said with real shock in his voice.
“ yeah” dazai smiles at them. “ my god chuuya is going to kill me “ dazai said to low for any one to hear
“ what was that last part” yosano put her hand on her hip.
Kunikida enter the room but no one was real sure when he had left the room to begging with “ guys i got dazai’s file so we can see his marital status and we can see who he is married to” he said looking at the the said file “ umm,,, give me one second” he was looking though it and then he stopped kunikida looked up for the papers he was just viewing with a serious expression. “dazai, no “ was all he said,
Dazai's smile then chuckled a bit “ see something you don't like, kunikida ?”dazai asked testing in his tone,
“ STOP!!” he said throwing the paper to the side “you are not married to a port mafia executive, please” kunikida shouted in a whining voice just hoping it wasn’t true
“ what” tanizaki asked looking back and to dazai then to kunikida. Ranpo just started to laugh again, taking the lollipop out of his mouth so he wouldn't choke.
“ this is fucking disgusting.” The blonde say in disgust
Dazai both his hands together “ are you saying it's disgusting. To be married to a man?” dazai asked far to dramatically
“ dazai married to a man” atsuhi said with shock in his voice.
“ Omg god of course I'm not saying it's disgusting. To be married to a man” the man says ignoring atsushi question, “ im saying it's disgusting. To be married to a port mafia executive” kunikida try so hard to explain” im-i-im a ally.- it's just the fact he is still an executive… a port mofa executive– da-dazai”
“ wow you think you know a person,guys ” dazai said shaking his head
“ i literally have gay friends i promise, i not like homophobia katai is bisexual” kunikida states
“Pfff” ranpo sipt out