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You were walking in eurovision and you had a cake on hand with you. And then you see Käärijä with Häärijä in the distanse and freak out.
You want to say hi and hug and do stuff and dance and have a friend with käärijä but not so much häärijä. You want to throw cake at häärijä and so this is the plan.
”Hei, Häärijä look there!” You shout and häärijä gets confused and looks up. Then you throw cake on him but OH NO! It actually lands in käärijä and his hair is now full of cake frosting. Käärijä seems mad and notices you and shouts.
”Die asshoul!!!” He then walks to you and breaks you’re toe and kicks our stomach. You scream and käärijä pulls out a sharp pencil and stabs you in the neck.
You bleed out and die.
Käärijä and Häärijä laughh
THE END