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It was an awful, awful day in the milgram prison.. Kazui was crying and rolling around on the floor of his cell, he had just received the guilty verdict for the second trial. He couldn’t believe it, how had he still received the result after his beautiful, heart-wrenching Neo Neon cover, with him even using apples to create the instrumental. He could hear the other prisoners, walking around and talking outside.. but suddenly a fabulous stench fills the air of the prison. Kazui floats up while sniffing and flies towards it. He opens the cell door and leaves the room, continuing to float. The other prisoners stare at him in shock as they notice the brown stains on him due to his booty being elevated in his floating position.
Kazui accidentally flies into Kotoko, knocking her over and making her go unconscious from being too close to his own fragrance. He notices Zhongli entering the prison, his luscious diarrhoea brown orbs shimmering in the artificial lighting. Kazui blushes at the sight of his beautiful boyfriend.. His feet land on the ground and he starts to run over to Zhongli, loud slapping noises of his big bare-feet and abnormally long toes slamming against the floor echo around the room.
Kazui jumps onto Zhongli and starts crying again.. “They guiltied me..!”
“I know. Lol.”
“Why did you not visit sooner then..” Kazuis wet tears splash against the ground and bounce back up.. “ive been in my room for 6 days straight.. i couldn’t even eat apples after it..”
“Is that why you..🤮🤮🤮..” Zhongli pushes Kazui away and Kazui slips on his tears on the floor and falls over..
Kazui: Baby..
Zhongo: I-
Mahiru, Fuuta, Shidou and Gepard who were all in the room watched.. It was very crazy..
Zhongli put his hands together and summoned a rock apple in between them, trying not to crode. He dropped the rock apple infront of Kazui. “Im break up with you..” he say..
“N-NOOOOOOO” Kazui screamed, large amounts of his wet tears pouring everywhere, the walls of the prison shaking from the force of his cries. Zhongli covered his nose from the extreme stench now coming from Kazui(being emotional made him stinkyer), as he left the prison.
“Heh.. Lol..” Mahiru giggled at the old grown man.. The others started to laugh with her.
Kazui kicked the floor as he picked up the rock apple Zhongli left, petting it in his arms. The fraud turned around to see the four laughing at him.. he couldn’t believe it.. H-he was in so much pain and they thought it was f***ing FUNNY. Freaks.. His old bff Shidou joining in..Kazui was so hurt..
Mukuhara Kazi stood up and ran away.. He went in kitchen and grabbed a filthy red apple and ran to his cell. He sat on floor of cell and cried more. He threw the apple against the wall to break it open and then he..he picked up.. the seeds from the remains of the apple and chomped on them and eated them..
He was kill self.. The apple seed contain cynonide and thats toxic and can kill. Kazui knew due to his ancient age that the apple seed will killer him quick..
~ Timeskip 3 hour.
Prison 8 Amane had reported the most awful smell coming from Kazuis room. Es the prison looker after had to investigae. They open the door and see Kazui on the floor. “WAKE UP.” They yelled. The other prisoners started coming over to see what the racket was! Mahiru walking in first with Fuuta, and after them Shidou and Gepard came in together while holding hands. Cuties! They all started laughing again at Kazui.
Kazui started to move and wake up from the noise.
“Go take a shower..” Es said and they left the room.
“Haha Kazui Loser” the four said to the poor man.. Kazuis fist shakes in rage. He reaches for the apple remains.. “THIS..” he throws the apple at Shidou face.. “I EAT THESE POISONOUS SEED TO HANG MYSELF.. Cant believe this.” Es came in and gave a mop and soap and left again.
“Oh ok. My bad zuzu..” mahiru said..