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Chuuya was a very powerful and strong Mafia Executive. No one opposed him and those who did ended up crushed by gravity.
Then you may be wondering why this important and strong Mafioso was scared standing behind a door.
Well because there was only one thing he loved (his husband) and feared at the same time (his husband angry at him).
Chuuya had arrived home late since the mission he had gone on this morning had gotten complicated and he had had to stay to supervise the cleaning.
In fact, getting home late wouldn't be a problem, his husband knew what her work entailed, but Chuuya had promised him to arrive on time today since he wanted to go shopping for some things together.
That's why Chuuya was scared of what was in store for him when he opened the door and entered his house. The redhead got courage from somewhere and opened the door hoping that him husband wouldn't kill him.
"You're late" Dazai Osamu said with a displeased voice, a murderous aura and a knife in his hand pointing at the shorter one.
The brunette was dressed in brown pants and a t-shirt from a rock group that Chuuya was sure was the one that Chuuya had bought specifically in his husband's size so that he could steal it since Chuuya's clothes were too small for the younger
He was wearing a black apron that said "your opinion is not in the recipe" and a white apron with trim.
Chuuya brought and let out a nervous chuckle.
Dazai looked his husband up and down, making sure he didn't stain the entrance that he had cleaned half an hour ago with blood stains.
Seeing that his husband was not staining the parquet with blood, he asked, pointing the knife at him.
"Where were you?" he looked at the shorter one "You said you'd be here at 6 it's 8" he said as he crossed his arms with the knife still in his hands.
Chuuya looked nervously at his husband.
"The mission took longer than expected and I couldn't come sooner"
Dazai used his eyes to judge the Mafia executive
The brunette took out a shopping bag from behind him and threw it at the shorter one.
The brunette pointed his knife at the redhead
"You're going to go shopping, it's only five things; your little brain can do it right?"
Chuuya frowned "your penis is small."
Dazai brought the knife to the other's throat. "What did you say?"
Chuuya swallowed "You look really beautiful today, did you do anything to your hair?" Chuuya smiled at the brunette.
"Bring what's on the list and buy chocolate, we ran out of it and I need it to decorate the cupcakes that I'll take to the Agency tomorrow."
"Sure darling" Chuuya smiled a little scared.
Dazai removed the knife from the other's throat and placed a brief kiss on his lips before patting his cheek. "Make sure you come back before dinner time," he said before he kicked the other out of the apartment.
Chuuya found himself blinking at the closed door with a shopping list in his hand and a shopping bag in the other.
He left the apartment and on the way he discovered that Dazai had put money in the supermarket bag.
"Okay Tomatoes, Leeks, Oil, Bread and spaghetti that's what I need to buy" Chuuya said looking at the list
The gangster grabbed a cart and grabbed a loaf of bread then went to the fruit section to get the leeks and tomatoes. When he got those three things he took the oil in its corresponding aisle and went for the spaghetti
While he was grabbing a package of spaghetti he felt a look on him but when he turned around he didn't see anyone.
The gangster shrugged his shoulders and headed to the chocolate aisle, passing through the canned food aisle, when a bullet passed by him.
Chuuya turned to see the guy who had the idea to shoot him in a supermarket and found the anemic Russian rat that he had been chasing for three years for trying to steal his husband when Dazai fled from the Mafia.
"It seems like we meet again." The rat smiled at him and shot him at the ceiling, scaring the people in the supermarket.
"Damn son of a bitch," he said, looking at the Russian.
Fyodor took out a blue pistol from his coat and Chuuya activated his ability.
The Russian started shooting and Chuuya used his ability to stop the bullets but the bullets did not stop, they continued in his path and Chuuya had to move to avoid them.
"You know, the time Dazai was in Russia helped me find out that I could use his blood to make nullifying bullets" Fyodor said as he smiled and continued shooting the mobster.
While Chuuya was using his ability to help him dodge the bullets, his phone started ringing.
"Yeah?" The redhead said
"Are those shots I hear? Are you in a fight right now?" Dazai said angrily.
"No honey, what happens is that there is very loud music in this supermarket" Chuuya tried to convince the other while he threw a can of peas at Fyodor.
Fyodor dodged the can and said "Say goodbye to your sweetheart, this will be the last time you will talk to him" the rat threw a dagger at him that Chuuya caught with his ability and threw it back at Fyodor but at high speed making the guy have He had to crouch to avoid the projectile I threw at him.
"By the way, I forgot to write down eggs and milk on the list, so bring that too," Dazai said on the line.
"Eggs and milk, I got it honey" Chuuya said as he continued throwing cans of lentils at the Russian guy but the son of a bitch dodged them.
"And bring chocolate" A certain Chuuya had not yet bought chocolate this anemic Russian idiot had interrupted him before Chuuya got it
"Okay honey, I'll bring everything, I love you bye" Chuuya said to the line while he dodged a bullet from the purple-haired boy.
"Bye, I love you," Dazai said before hanging up.
Chuuya put his phone away from him and used his ability to crush the guy between the two shelves in the hallway they were in.
Fyodor was buried between both shelves and Chuuya used his ability to get the gun with the nullifying bullets.
He looked at the gun and put it in a holster on his body.
The redhead went for the chocolate, ignoring the mess he had left behind him. While he took the Chocolate and put it in the cart that had survived Fyodor's hail of bullets.
Chuuya headed to get the milk and eggs that his husband had asked for. But when he was grabbing the milk he felt a presence next to him. The mobster quickly turned around and shot the person next to him.
He saw how the rat that had survived the fall of two shelves on top of him clutched his stomach and looked at the mobster in shock.
"It seems that the one who lost the ability is you" Chuuya said with a smile.
Fyodor laughed through the blood in his mouth. "Your husband was really cute with my cock in his ass."
Chuuya furiously shot the guy again.
"He let out such beautiful moans" Fyodor couldn't say anything else as Chuuya fired five shots at him in a row.
The redhead grabbed the eggs and milk and used his ability to reach the apartment in a minute.
Dazai was in the kitchen and the gangster turned him around to look at him, Chuuya grabbed the brunette's waist tightly.
"Chuuya, you're hurting me," said the brunette since Chuuya was squeezing his waist too hard.
"Did Fyodor fuck you?" Chuuya said shaking the taller man and releasing his grip on his waist.
When he stopped shaking him Dazai was able to focus on what Chuuya asked him.
"What the fuck?" Dazai said in disbelief.
Chuuya gritted his teeth and grabbed the brunette's chin, making him look at him.
"Did you do it or not?"
"No Chuuya, I didn't do it" The brunette said.
"Liar" Chuuya pushed him
Dazai crashed into the sink
"FYODOR TOLD ME"
"AND YOU BELIEVE THAT RAT BEFORE ME?!"
"WELL I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO THINK" Chuuya said furiously.
Dazai took out a gun and pointed it at his head.
"What the fuck are you doing?" Chuuya said looking at his husband.
"Chuuya believe me when he told you that I haven't slept with Fyodor" Dazai removed the safety of the gun.
"Dazai lowers the gun"
"Not until you stop saying stupid things"
"I didn't say stupid things"
Dazai squeezed the trigger a little.
"Okay, okay. It's okay, you didn't sleep with Fyodor, honey, please put the gun down."
Dazai looked at Chuuya and sighed.
"Chuuya I spent a year with Fyodor in Russia before you came and dragged me back to your side but at no time during that year did I sleep with him, he wasn't you and I wasn't going to try to forget you with a worse man than you are"
"I don't know how you found Fyodor but I can tell you that what he said was a lie."
"Do you promise for Odasaku?" Chuuya said
"I promise for Odasaku" Dazai put down the gun and placed a hand on his heart.
Chuuya used his ability to move the gun away from the brunette and went to hug him.
"What were you thinking pointing a gun like that at yourself? Are you crazy?" Chuuya shouted at him full of concern.
Dazai kissed the redhead and grabbed his hands. "You wouldn't listen to me otherwise."
"Killing you?" Chuuya said with tears in his eyes.
Dazai wiped the tears from his eyes. "I wasn't going to kill me, honey."
"I just needed your attention on me to tell you the truth" Dazai hugged the shorter boy.
"Where the hell did you get me to sleep with Fyodor?"
I met him in the supermarket and he told me "Your husband was really cute with my cock in his ass, he made such beautiful moans."
"Well I'm glad you killed him then, damned liar the only one who has heard my moans and had his cock in me is you" said Dazai
"How do you know I killed him?" Chuuya said surprised.
Dazai laughed a little "Honey you dripped blood all over my kitchen."
Chuuya looked at the kitchen floor and it was indeed stained with blood.
"I'll clean that up."
Dazai looked at him "You better."
"By the way, where is the shopping?"
"Right there" Chuuya pointed to the island where the bag with the purchases rested.
The shorter one patted the taller one's butt when he went to get the things to clean the floor and enjoyed the shout of "Chuuya!" that his husband let go
The gangster cleaned the floor of blood while Dazai prepared dinner.
When they finished dinner, Chuuya grabbed his husband, Dazai intertwined his legs around the shorter man's waist and his hands around the other's neck, and Chuuya grabbed the taller one's butt.
"You know I'm going to fuck you tonight right?" Chuuya said as he led his husband to the room.
"I love how possessive you are" Dazai said as he smiled in satisfaction.
"I only watch over what belongs to me" Chuuya smiled on the contrary.
"I'll have to deliver the muffins to the Agency another day." Dazai smiled as he began to lick the opponent's neck.
"I'll call them to tell them you'll be sick for the next few days."
"Umm," Dazai purred.
"I hope you make me happy for the next three days then."
"Don't I always do it?" Chuuya smiled at him.
"Yes, yes you do" Dazai said after seeing Chuuya close the bedroom door with his foot.