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The dazzlings. They were beloved by all ponies, for their angelic singing and gorgeous looks.
Nicholas Levine. He persuaded an entire town into thinking that someone was an evil pony.
Matty, he once set fire to a household, but the public only thinks the real culprit is Ashe Bradley.
Papa, a beloved father by all of equestria, but his poor daughter Charlotte, never made it out alive.
These 3 committed the most horrendous of acts. Yet with their charms, smoking hot bods, and a bit of murder, the town followed their words.
Although, didn’t fool everyone. A few ponies saw behind the act they played.
Claire Elford.
Sirius Gibson.
Wilardo Adler.
Noel Levine.
Zizel.
Rouge.
Lime.
And.. the “culprit” of the Bradley house fire..
Ashe Bradley.
They did nothing until a certain day.. the day of the battle of the bands.
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“Omg Claire! We should totally join the battle of the bands!!” Lime YELLED at Claire.
Claire looked around at her surprisingly large amount of friends, and someone whose name dave. Who the fuck is Dave?
“What do you think guys!?” She asked, with the usual smile on her face.
Wilardo, hands full with flowers, gave a small nod.
“That would be delightful.” Noel replied.
Rouge and Zizel nodded together in unison for some reason, Sirius had his head stuck in a book but it didn’t matter because for plot reasons he has to say yes, and for some reason that random Dave kid wanted to join.
“Okay! That’s settled! We’re gonna join the battle of the bands!”
“Hey!- I didn’t get to answer!” Sirius exclaimed angrily.
“Too bad! Snooze you lose!”
Ashe was hiding in the corner with 3 knives in his back pocket because totally last time in this one part story Ashe tried killing everyone and somehow became best friends with them.
Just then, the students in the equestria halls gasped, and scrambled on their knees.. there came the 3 beauties of the school…
“Heather?” Claire asked, staring.
Sirius scoffed. “No Claire, It’s them..”
Citizen #1 scrambled to his knees.
“Nicholas!! Papa!! Matty!! Please forgive me!!! I didn’t give you my 1 cent!!”
Wilardo, with a blank expression, said.
“What the fuck.”
Lime giggled. “We know what they did righttttt?”
Noel nodded. “They’re coming this way.”
Nicholas, Papa, and Matty stopped Infront of the obviously rainbow colored group of people.
Nicholas, the leader, spoke up.
“We heard you guys are joining the battle of the bands… well.. we are too.”
“FUCK.” Noel and Sirius screamed.
“What?” Claire responded to Noel and Sirius’ toe curling scream.
Matty smiled. “We are TOTALLY gonna just light up the competition!”
Ashe punched Matty in the face.
“OWWW”
Claire, kinda stupid, pushed Ashe away from Matty.
“Ok Nicholas! So like… why does this matter.”
“Because, you guys aren’t gonna win.”
“But we have… the power of friendship!!!”
“But we’re literally the most popular group of people in this school.”
Sirius rolled his eyes. “You guys aren’t the heathers!!”
Nicholas ignored the orphan, and turned to papa.
“Papa, are we gonna beat them?”
“yes.”
“See?”
Claire gasped.
“NO way! We’re gonna win!”
Ashe started breakdancing on the floor, but that doesn’t matter because it’s not plot relevant.
After that they began to practice for the competition, and then, the fateful day occurred.
The rainbooms did their normal turn into furry magic song thing.. but then they swore they saw the dazzlings using magic.
They went to this mountain thing and found a speaker from this guy named Richard.
“Hey Richard you’re pretty cool.”
“Thanks Claire!”
“You’re welcome!”
When the dazzlings began their song.. they knew they were right.
They used their fartastic powers! How did they not see this before!
They hooked up the speaker and for some reason Dave looked nervous.
“Hey Dave, you’re gonna do great!”
“Thanks Dave!”
“No problem Dave!”
And so… the battle between evil and friendship began.
Halfway through, Dave showed his true colors.
“OH MY GOD CHARLOTTE!” Papa yelled out mid song, ruining the entire moment ngl.
Charlotte shouted back.
“NICHOLAS KILLS PEOPLE! PAPA KILLED ME, AND MATTY IS AN ARSONISTTTTT”
The audience gasped and then the dazzlings lost their farting privileges and went to jail and died the end
Also rouge lime and Zizel started break dancing and Sirius fell of the mountain but got saved by the actual Dave cause the fake Dave was Charlotte woahhh.