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Dear Santa,
I have been a very, very, VERY good boy this year! Well, except for helping to organize that wedding between Virgil and Ali, but thankfully both of them forgive me. So yeah, I've been good this year.
I don't know what to ask for. Maybe a trophy or something so everybody can be happy. I wanted to get into the first team and the U23s Brazil squad, but that already happened. Muriel was right--dreams are what you make of them. So I guess that I wish for me and all my teammates to have a great season.
Yours truly,
Marcinho
Dear Santa,
It's me, Darwin. I know I almost got coal in my stocking for the things I did last year (like the dancing, and spamming Virg’s WhatsApp with spicy pictures, and also headbutting that other guy), but since you still got me something anyway I guess that this year I'll have three times the presents because I've been three times as good! I not only scored a bunch of useful goals, but I also made Lexi feel at home and brought more honor to the No. 9 jersey!
With that said, I would like a spy suit and explosives so I can break into PGMOL. Honestly, that's what we all want, huh? And I'd like a mate cup that can hold more than one teaspoon of liquid. I'm not tiny like Lexi.
Yours truly,
Darwin a.k.a.The Agent of Chaos a.k.a. Darwizzy da God
Dear Santa,
All I want for Christmas is for Trent and Domi to just confess that they love each other. If they did, then I'd know that I'm Trent's best friend in the world again.
Please, I already lost Jords, James and Ox. I can't lose Trentski too or it'll be over.
Yours truly,
Robbo
P.S.: Could I get some cookies to go with that while I'm at it? If you can't get both, then please just forget the cookies and go with my first wish.
Dear Santa,
I have been a terrible boy. Gimme my coal and deal with it.
Yours untruly,
Harvey
P.S.: U suq.
Dear Santa,
I tried to be a good boy this year, but when the refs antagonized the tiniest, smallest, most innocent no. 10 on the squad, I had no choice but to swear at the ref. Could I please get a pass on that?
I think I’ve got everything I want for Christmas, honestly. Wait, I remember what I wanted now! Maybe twenty new refs for this league that will actually DRAW THE LINES PROPERLY!!!!!!
Yours truly,
Virgil van Dijk
Dear Santa,
I know what you must be thinking, but I’ll explain it. All that flirting you saw me doing with the other guys is just joking, okay? Thiago’s the only one for me, and he always will be.
Could you find a way for Thiago to never get injured again? I hate having to see him watch from the sides when I know he’s dying to get out there with us.
Love,
Kostas