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akito and tsukasa were at phoenix wonderland on a NOT GAY hang out of bros no homo. akito looked at the ferris wheel in honor. "uhhhh tsukasa can we go on that???" tsukasa looks up at it and freezes. "uh. uh. uh. uh . UH. UHHHHH" "akito shoves his cotton candy inn tsuaksas face "dude. do you hate ferris hweels" "nah what!!! a star like me would never hate ferris hweels!!! i do.... hate...... heights" akito stares at him. ". you HUH. "DONT JUDGE ME OKAY!!!" tsukasa cries like a little bitch and akito rolls his eyes. "well i really wanna go on the ferris wheel. if ya want... we ciuld... hold hands" tsuaksa blushes "whyat!! you know how i feel about gay pe "IM NOT GAY I HATE QUEERES" akito shouts so loud a bird falls out of as tree. "oj. good. then i gvetss we could go on the ride and hold hands no homo though" "THANK you. i love ferris wheels :3 I LOVE THEM :3" they go on the ferris wheel and hold hands (mnot homo) emu lets them in and LOCJS THE DOORS!!! "EMU WHAT YHE HELL UNLOCK THESE DORD RIGHT NOW" "yhhh isnt that how do you a ferris wheel???" emu blinks. "yeah tsukasa whats the deal" ":welll,,,, if we hold hands and,,,,, the doors LOCKED.... its GAY!!!" "would you rather have us be at risk of foalling to our death ???"
akito SIIIIIIIGHED and they held hands.... "no homo tho man. i just dotn wsnna DIIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" he started screaming because they got to the drop and it was so scary!!!! "AAAAAAAAAAAKIIIIIIIIIITOOOOOOOOOO" tsuka sa screamed and grabbed into his whole arm becayse this drpo was really spooky. akit lowkey kinda blushed but he was also freake dthe freak our because he was scard. the coaster STOPS and tsukas is still holding onto hsi arm... "umm.. bro... arent u forgettinf something????". "bro whatd o youj mean" said tsdusasa// akito looks down at their arms and saus "umm... dude. r u srs." "IM NOT GAY IM NOT GAY I WAS JUST SCARED DUDE THATS WHY THAT HAPPENED OK CALM IT?!!?!!!!...." TSUKASA yelld
"dude you witerally kiss me on cheek. that is SO gay" akito SLAP tsukasa away/ tsukasa cey "moppp alito i m not gay im noit im not!!!" the ferris wheel goes to a stop and emu looks in the window "wow. looks like some drama happened!" emu smile. "hey you guys wannan go arnoud anothe rtime??" "NOOOOO NO NO NIKO NO WHY WHY EMU I HATE YOU" tsukasa a]screamed and cried and kicked around like a biotch (again). akito sighed "ok." emu pulled the thing and they started to go around again. "nononooomomononono i HATE HIGHTS!!!;" tsukasa jumped into akitos arms like in the cartoons. akito blush. and tsukasa does too.... they look into each others eyes and lean ikn but akito pushes away "no. im not gay... im not." he dropps tsuaksas on his boots and looks out the window. ":akito that was so gay. your like the gayest guy I know" akito turns to him his eyes glowing rai bow with gay "I SAID IMN NIT GAY!!!" tsukaa looks at him in shock "no way,... your the legendary gay prince!!" tsukass yells as akitgo looks out the window of the ferris wheel drama like a gay "u couldnt keep it any longer.... i am." akito truns to stukasa and KISSES HIOM with meaning.
"AKITP!!!!! woah..... that was like/... kinda sweet. IM NOT GAY OR NOTJING THO!1?!?!? or like....am i????" tsukasa said. "dude.... im in fode worh ypu." akito sais. "that why i smooched you WITH MEANINF". "akito... i never knew you felt that way.... i thought we only bonded over being homophobic... buyt it seemmtheres one more thing we have in common." tsukasa said. "w-whats that stuaksa????" ",,.... i thbink im gay too.... for you makito/..." tsukasasaids and them he smooches AKITO with meanifn/. "TSUKASA!!!!!!!!!! i.... but.... we cant be together. you know how things are..... if two homophibic guys suddenlt become gay..,ownt it be suspicious????" "suspicious? like among us?" tsukasa said.
akito looks at tsujasa. "yes. just like amoung us the game from 2015." "ermmm actually oits 29018" "THAtS NOT A REAL YEAR IDIOT" the ferris wheel stops again and emu actually lets rhem out this rui time. "soooo are you guys not homophibe anymore??"n tsukasa dn akito look at each other. "you know... i think the real honophoeb ways the friends we made al,ong the way." akrtio kisses tukasa "omg i love gay people!!!" emu smiles at the m alt lets thwm pass. they walk for a bit, being happy and gay unti l they get stoppped. tgsukasa f-phone was glowing!!1 "opmg is that hastuen miku" tsukasa looked at his miku "mikuw hats wrong???" "tsukasa2!!! the sekai!!! iys drowing in rainbowuguhgu8gyugug" she faded out as she wdrowned in rain bow. akito looked at stukasa "you ahve a sekai too????" tsukasa opened up his ekai and akito held his hand/ they both look around his ekai to see its all rainbow. like a pmg of rainbow. "omg is this the gayu people curse>" akito looks at tsukasa. tsukasa is tearing uyp,,,, his sekai is gone!!! "at leats ur sekai is in tact???" tsukas looks ayt akito wrooied. "yeah itll be fine. its by mje and bvs it wont be like.,,,.,, whatever the hell this is" tsukasa smiles "well at leats my miku died on rainbow instead of yours!!! phew!!!"
"but... yeha... iyts all good becayse we got a replacement." ariana grande suddenly appears because shes the miku replacemnet. "akito.... this might be sudden but... will you marry me right here right now!?!! ariana will officiate our wedding." "TSUKASA?Q?///1/1/1 I THOUGHT YOU WOULD NEVER ASK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YES!!!!!! but.... tsukasa.... what will everyone else say? you know... about us being g*y... and in love...." "relax babe.. lady gaga told everyone that being gay is okay!!!!!!!!" tsukas said "WHAATA!!!!"
time skip
ariana grand : do u take aito to be ur husabd
tsuk: YES
ariana: akitk do u take tsukas to be ur husband
akiro: yes
"that was so betutigl" riley john savagae from hivrmind said while crying. everyone at the wedding clapped. it was beautiful.