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scout from the hit video game series pulls out his cheeto stained ipad and clicked on youtube. the first thing he sees is thay wendigoon posted abiut his favorite terrorist, the unabomber!!! hooray :3!!!!
scout tf2 immediately played the video and made himself some grilled cheese because he cant eat without youtube because hes an autistic fucking cunt.
-3½ hours later-
scout finishes the ted kaczynski video essay hopping with glee. "woohoo! i guess the industrial revolution and its consequences have been a disater for the human race was thr friends we msde along the way!" scout puts away his ipad.
medic shoots him in the back of the head.